Emily Efron was kidnapped by her father’s business rivals when she was folding origami with her friends

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Emily Efron (name changed) is a novice when it comes to speaking publicly but she is working on this skill. Emily recently made her first speech publicly with the special emphasis on how reality shows like ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ and ‘Big Brother’ are a conspiracy to dumb down the common people, especially the youth by the powerful elite and billionaires. The public didn’t like her speech at all and they all called her wannabe David Icke and David Duke on her face after the speech was over. Instead of crying, Emily comprehended that it was her lack of speaking skill that made the public didn’t like her speech.

Emily loves to read and study a lot of ancient history with her favorite being the Indian history, according to Emily, “There were no elite in ancient India, the kings of Indian mythologies were nothing more than tribal chiefs who lived almost like the common men of the time.”

Emily’s favorite holiday destinations are Greece and Italy, she visits both at least once a year and wants to accumulate enough money to buy a resort on the beautiful Island Santorini one day.

Emily claims that she knows the history of all the major trading centers of the ancient and medieval period.

Emily moved out of her home when she was a teenager because of the illegal and dangerous business that her father was involved in. He had so many business rivals and one of them even kidnapped Emily when she was at a park folding origami with her friends in a park and attempted to kill her but she ran away.

Emily is a great believer of the statement that hopeless and dangerous situations are the greatest teachers in one’s life. She says that if it weren’t for hopeless and dangerous situations, she wouldn’t have been what she is now.

Categories: North America

Ex-Radio Broadcaster is now a mega e-commerce success

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Jovita Venegas (name changed) paid USD 3000 to a popular music teaching website for an online music course. Jovita is already an e-commerce success but she wants to create a popular music channel on Youtube and she has already embarked the journey with the start of that music course. Just 4 years ago, Jovita even didn’t have an idea what e-commerce is (e-commerce o que é).

Jovita started her career as a radio actor and she was an excellent prankster. She was a star but the money she was earning wasn’t enough to buy her dream car, her dream house, her favorite gold and diamond jewelry and a lot of other stuff. She still writes pranks for many different Brazilian radio stations, she loves writing pranks and having fun. 4 years ago, she learnt about e-commerce and after going back from the radio station to home, she would research more and finally started taking action and achieved massive success.

Jovita is an amateur historian and according to her – King David and King Solomon are just myths, they never existed. She never believes the anthropologists. She says that the Kashmiri Pandits and Afghanistani (Pashtun) people are some of the lost tribes of Israel.

According to Jovita, tectonic plates are a myth and earthquakes are caused by the sins of the human beings.

Categories: South America

Top Arkansas beddings store accepts major cryptocurrencies

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Cindy Blair (name changed) claims that no concept or law is universal. According to Cindy, all laws and concepts are changeable and learnable.

Cindy is a part-time freelance writer and this is what most of her replies to the clients after she completes a order look like nowadays – “All the content was handwritten from the scratch and up to 15% plagiarism is totally harmless. No matter how hard you try, you are bound to get some plagiarism percentage. We believe you comprehend what we are trying to convey. In other words, there is so much content on the internet today that it is next to impossible to get some percentage of plagiarism.”

Cindy has been learning creating logos and other artwork, till now she has only mastered the skill of silhouetting but she is determined to become one of the top logo designers ever.

Cindy’s husband – Sterling is a marine engineer who claims that he can communicate with the birds and stones. He was there in Malta last year and enjoyed a long and thorough vacation there. After coming back Sterling claimed that he could communicate with the souls of the dead soldiers in Valletta. The fragrance of the valorous Maltese soldiers is still present in Valletta.

Sterling owns one of the top beddings store chain that has presence all over the state of Arkansas. Sterling has stores in Little Rock, Fayetteville, Fort Smith and Jonesboro. Major cryptocurrencies are accepted in each of Sterling’s beddings store, thanks to cryptocurrency market cap.

Sterling is a MMA fighter who used to cry and whine about almost everything before he got into MMA. He used to get kicked out in the school by the fellow students, his family members died when he was in his early teens and that made him want to become stronger and that’s where the MMA came in.

Categories: North America

She doesn’t want to smoke again as long as she lives and that’s where the origami comes into the picture

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Aparna Singh (name changed) is one of the very few Indian women who has been struggling with a cigarette addiction. You will rarely find Indian women drinking or smoking. The ones that do are either the poorest of the poor (labor class) or the most high class ones. The longest that Aparna has gone in the past 7 months of her joining the r/nosmoking community is 9 days. Aparna has decided to replace her smoking addiction with Christmas Origami until the New Year Eve, she really hopes that she will forget about the smoking altogether if she lives without it for a month. I really hope that she is right about it, my suggestion to her is that ‘Do whatever it takes to get rid of anything that leads you to a relapse, Aparna’.

In the year 2005, Aparna won Tenzing Norgay Adventure Award for Air and here she is after 13 years, struggling with a smoking addiction.

Aparna is currently divorced, she thinks that she will start looking better if she stops smoking for at least 2 months and this guy that she has been eyeing on will definitely ask her out.

Aparna has been going to the gym 6 days a week for the past 6 months. She says that self-discipline and self-control are the foundations of a good and happy life, once you maintain self-discipline, then you can use this energy towards accomplishing great things.

Growing up, Aparna had a tough childhood, her mother had a heart made of stone while her father was full of warmth, sentiments and carefulness towards his children.

Aparna’s loves to read and her most favorite novels are ‘Acts of Faith’, and ‘Woman and Child’ by Erich Segal.

Aparna’s last business failed because she had set a very low growth target as per 5 year business plan. She is committed to not make the same mistake again and she is building a very optimistic business plan this time.

Categories: Asia

Mother folds easy origami with autistic daughter to improve her cognitive skills

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Jordan Fosse (name changed) has traveled with her one and only autistic daughter nationally and internationally. They have enjoyed vacations all over the Europe including Greece, Malta, Macedonia, Switzerland, Denmark, Sweden and Southern France. She wants to visit Dubai, Sharjah, Abu Dhabi, Kuwait, Qatar, Amman, Jeddah, Petra, Mecca, Medina and Beirut too badly but she won’t because she has a special hatred for the Arabs. She says that Arabs are monstrous barbaric people whom she cannot hate enough.

Jordan buys only Honda cars for their iVTec petrol engines. She owns a Honda CR-V, a Honda Fit, a Honda Civic, an Accord and a Odyssey.

Jordan’s father was a draughtsman and a painter. They were a poor family but her father did his best to never let Jordan feel poor. They used to fold easy origami together and had lots of fun during the holidays. Jordan still folds origami a lot with her daughter to improve her daughter’s cognitive skills. Whenever she folds an origami she gets into a state of nostalgia and starts missing her father a lot who is in heaven now.

Jordan’s husband – Brad goes a lot to Mexico on business trips. He loves visiting one particular restaurant in Guadalajara. Brad goes a lot to Guadalajara and whenever he got the news from his company that he needs to go to Guadalajara for some purpose, the energy and brightness in his eyes was something that he couldn’t hide no matter how hard he tried. Jordan once compelled Brad to take her along with him to Guadalajara, he had to agree because he fears Jordan like you have never seen a husband fearing his wife before. Until they reached Guadalajara, Brad was having a misbelief that he would be able to resist going to that particular restaurant but he couldn’t resist once they arrived in Guadalajara, like always, the first thing that he did was go to that particular restaurant and he had no other option than taking Jordan along with him, once they arrived there and ordered the food, Jordan understood the reason behind Brad’s extraordinary happiness whenever he heard the word ‘Guadalajara’. The restaurant was full of gorgeous waitresses serving in short skirts.

Categories: Education

Son of one of the wealthiest landlords in Florida prescribed bathing by natural gas water heater

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Botum Bopha (name changed) is recognized as one of the most brilliant women in Tampa, Florida. She comes from a family of wealthy and one of the oldest landlords of Florida and maybe the whole North America. She owns almost 60% of all the shops and stores of a prominent Tampa marketplace.

Though the family of Botum may be wealthy enough but they are still tribal in culture. According to Botum, “Sons are preferred a lot over daughters in a tribal society. To make her mark, a girl child needs to prove herself in almost every aspect to be loved.”

Botum’s husband Akinari is a cannabis addict and he claims that cannabis makes him mentally and physically fitter. He even says that people who don’t use cannabis are mentally unfit, they just don’t know it. He claims that god gave cannabinoid receptors to the human brain because he made cannabis essential for the human body like food and sleep. The people who never took cannabis will never understand it.

Botum has a habit of drinking too much when she is extremely happy or sad. Botum’s one and only brother – Jeff was recently diagnosed with HIV. Jeff claims that he never made love to any other woman than his wife and he cannot comprehend what gave him AIDS. Botum drank the whole night when she heard that her brother has been diagnosed with HIV.

The doctor even prescribed Jeff to take bath with only water heated with natural gas tankless water heater and he has been doing the same ever since.

One of Botum’s cousins and her all-time best friend lives in Alaska. Botum visits Alaska each winters to see her and the crazy snowfall.

Categories: Uncategorized

Rocket scientist’s meditation and fitness freak sister makes more with bitcoin than her full-time business

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Milla Novakov (name changed) is a fitness and meditation freak. Milla offers meditation and fitness programs around the world. Milla’s mother was a prominent author who was known for authoring a few of the New York Times Best Selling books.

Though Serbian, Milla’s favorite country for a hangout is Switzerland and she owns a mansion in Geneva. She does a lot of charity work too. She recently donated 30, 000 Euros to a disaster relief fund.

Milla’s father was an ophthalmologist. He used to make more money than any other ophthalmologist in Serbia.

Milla is a wannabe inventor too. She keeps trying to invent new things only to fail each time. Politically, Milla is a leftist turned rightist.

Nobody in Milla’s family is hungry for the opportunities but none of them let any opportunity to make money or better themselves let go. One of Milla’s brothers – Mike is a rocket scientist. Mike has decided to stay a celibate throughout the rest of his life. He says that celibacy makes him sharper, more energetic, wise and focused on his work. He was against the institution of marriage since the very beginning, this is what he has to say in regards to the marriage “Marriage doesn’t cost an arm and leg but rather the whole body”.

Doesn’t mean to say that Mike is a pessimist. He is very positive and an optimist. He looks for good in everything bad. He has decided to never fall in love again, it just costed him too much.

3 years ago, Brad told Milla about the bitcoins and how they are going to revolutionize things in the monetary world. Milla thinks of her brother as a very smart dude and she has been trading bitcoins ever since then. She discovered QIWI wallet herself and she frequently converts her QIWI money to bitcoins (киви на биткоин). She makes more money with bitcoin trading than her meditation and fitness programs.

Categories: Europe

Lady who claims to have attained Nirvana loves pick-up trucks and running on a treadmill

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Sabrina Shol (name changed) is truly one of a kind who enjoys whatever she does, no matter what it is. Be it writing treadmill reviews for the ones that she recently bought for her gym or running on one of those. She has really achieved the state of nirvana as they call it in Hinduism, Jainism and Buddhism. Sabrina is cheerful and spontaneous with a thirst for knowledge and independence.

Sabrina doesn’t stop running on the treadmill until she becomes almost unconscious. Sabrina has a thing for the pick-up trucks. She owns a Toyota Hilux, a Ford F150 Raptor, a Chevrolet Silverado and a Ram 1500 Rebel, all tuned.

It’s every man’s desire to enjoy the companionship of a woman who stimulates the mind and body beyond his wildest fantasy. Sabrina is the one but she doesn’t have any man in her life currently.

Sabrina’s one and only sibling who is a male is a 19 year old basement prowler who wastes his time all the time. He is a hardcore pro-fap dude with dark circles like a Panda beneath his eyes and a weak body and frame. He plays video games 5 hours a day on an average.

Sabrina’s great-grandfather was a true American and a very popular man. He is still very popular and his quotes are all over the internet. He was known as the greatest salesman of his time and one of the greatest ever.

Sabrina was raised in a catholic boarding school.

She recently had one of the best experiences ever lately with an eBay seller while buying some fitness products.The exclusive reputation of that store both online and offline is second to none.

Categories: Exercise and Fitness

Italian-American Katie Bonanno is extremely happy with her Lebanese husband

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Katie Bonanno (name changed) is an open-minded experiment lover and a game player. Her most recent experiment was the penile implant that she convinced her husband for who didn’t even know what is penile implant before Katie told him what it is. Anyways, he can’t thank Katie for that since he has got it done. The experiment was much more successful than they both even expected.

Katie is a blonde, petite, charming and elegant lady who loves to belly dance. She lived in Beirut, Lebanon for 5 years and she loves Lebanese men. She met her husband Jasar while working in Lebanon too. Jasar has a very fair skin, a robust body and passionate gentle eyes. He is very intelligent too and he is 3 younger than Katie.

Every night, Katie breathes new passion into the life of Jasar. She is always eager to please and get satisfaction.

Katie and Jasar both love the noble, innocent and not-so-aggressive looks of the French cars and that’s why they both drive nothing but Renault.

Katie’s ex-boyfriend who was a Pakistani-American was a lying, dishonest thief.

Katie has always been a daydreamer. She recently renounced hatred, anger, resentment, regret and fear. She just lets it go now. She believes that holding the grudge hurt her only not the one who is responsible for it.

Jasar claims that media buries all the significant stuff. Jasar agrees with Naom Chomsky on most subjects including ‘Trump is a distraction’. Since his arrival in the United States, Jasar has been making everyone he meets scared by lying to them that works for a Lebanese mafia organization.

Categories: North America

Punjabi Indian heiress can’t stop making stupid trading decisions because of her lower nature

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Kitty Dhubar (name changed) is a feminism activist in India. She has a plan to design a business that will provide a social guide to the foreigners who come to India to learn more about the world’s oldest religion Hinduism or for spiritual growth or for both.

Kitty has a very impulsive personality and that is evident from how she invests her money in the cryptocurrencies. Although Kitty is a regular reader of the most popular cryptocurrency blog in the English language, she doesn’t fail to make silly mistakes when it comes to investing or trading in cryptocurrencies.

Kitty owns a randy sort of a restaurant where mostly only males visit. She has beautiful, sweet and professional waitresses working there who wear nothing but pencil skirts, glasses and tight shirts.

Kitty herself invests most of her energy in her lower nature and that is evident with how she is very romantic at heart, enjoys the company of mature, well-groomed gentlemen. She makes them eat almonds and Brazilian nuts to recover from physical exhaustion after their rendezvous with herself.

 Kitty sometimes meet gentlemen whom she really likes and they also show interest in Kitty but they are not interested in enjoying bodily pleasures with someone whom they are not married to and they don’t even care much about it. Those guys believe that any such activities are merely to be enjoyed between the husband and the wife. Kitty thinks that those guys are out of their heads and she is always shocked at how they can deny a beautiful and warm woman like Kitty.

Kitty is herself a Punjabi Kshatriya lady but she finds South American girls to be the hottest.

Categories: Asia