An average modern Russian historian knows about the Killer Robots but not Yaropolk of Kiev

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Kim Benoit is a Canadian author who has written over 100 eBooks in a very short span of 3 years, and all the books have been pretty successful compared to the success of an average eBook. As much as 75% of the books written by Kim have been related to the history and historical characters. Her most recent book was about the historical Russian emperor – Yaropolk of Kiev. She named it “Yaropolk, the enigmatic and forgotten ruler of Kiev.”

Kim Benoit writes in her book that it is funny that as much as half of the Russian historians cannot even recall the name of Yaropolk of Kiev when asked about him randomly. Kim further writes that they all know about the killer robots though and they also know very well that the killer robots are here to stay for long, but they don’t know a thing about Yaropolk of Kiev.

Kim claims in her book that Yaropolk of Kiev married a Greek nun because he had an erectile dysfunction and it was a widespread common knowledge back in the day that the nuns don’t have a high libido and hence don’t need sex as much. Kim adds that Yaropolk mostly used to only eat or finger his wife.

Kim also claims in her book that Yaropolk of Kiev personally used to believe that the celibate priests are either gay or have an erectile dysfunction.

Kim writes in her book that an astrologer in the December of 979 AD told Yaropolk of Kiev that he will die after 6 months, which proved to be exact. Kim adds that the incident made Yaropolk’s family believe in different superstitions including black magic, astrology and many things related which in the upcoming times would prove disaster for the dynasty.

Kim mentions in her book that Yaropolk used to daydream all the time and also showed the symptoms of asthma.

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