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Pet Supply Store owner from Amritsar watches 123movies with his Granddad for at least 7 hours a week

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Sattinder Majithia owns one of the very few pet supplies store in Amritsar, Punjab, who firmly believes that a pet’s shampoo must always cost more than that of his owner. He claims on his blog that his personal shampoo has always cost lesser than that of any of his dogs. Nobody is willing to believe it, including his friends and relatives, perhaps because the dogs are generally not treated as good in India as they are in other parts of the world.

Sattinder used to have a  very large pet clothing section in his store earlier, which always cost him losses. He doesn’t carry clothes for pets anymore, due to that very reason.

Sattinder claims that he has always loved his grandfather more than any other family member. He still spends at least 7-8 hours with him in a week, when both the grandfather and the grandson watch their favorite 123movies on the internet together. The old man used to be a wrestler and a horse-breeder in his younger days.

Sattinder recently made a post on his blog that he and his wife together are about to inaugurate a resort and spa for the dogs, he adds that he used to believe that the pets hated such spas, but his wife’s opinions have really made him change his mind regarding the same.

Sattinder’s wife is a Podiatrist, who practiced in Dallas, Texas, USA, for 4 years. She claims that the sort of feet problems an average American scientist has are unbelievable. She claims that she would love to go back to the USA and do something about it. She adds that she has been waiting for the right time to do it.

Categories: Asia

GP from Surakarta would rather spend her Spare Time looking for Online Business Opportunities than Socializing

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Dr Alya Shara is a General Practitioner from Surakarta, Indonesia, who repeatedly claims on her blog that the humankind has caught several diseases in almost all of 1980s and early 1990s, which nobody including the doctors are familiar with yet but soon they all will be revealed. Dr Alya added that she herself is not aware of what those diseases are, but some voice, most likely that of an angel whispered this in her ear while she was in the position of sleep paralysis.

Dr Alya claims on her blog that living around unhygienic people is as dangerous as indulging in bad habits, if not more. That’s the reason why Dr Alya added that instead of socializing, she spends her spare time looking for business opportunities (Peluang Usaha) online.

Dr Alya’s husband is a Chropractor who claims that car mechanics are the most prone to getting carpal tunnel syndrome.

Dr Alya is a pantheist who believes that sexual pollution is as dangerous as the air pollution. She has been actively campaigning against the increasing vulgarity that has been going-on in the nation of Indonesia, lately.

Dr Alya Shara has been spending a lot of time in finding the benefits and side-effects of regular ginseng consumption. She claims that it seems to have more benefits than she used to believe before she started her research and also lesser side-effects as well.

Dr Alya Shara writes on her blog that a good doctor is the one who pays his/her complete attention to the patient regardless of how minor the disease is, no matter how experienced they are in the field.

Categories: Asia

Toy store owner from Valencia is giving the competitors nightmares with excellent SEO and SMM

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Ricardo Fenero owns a toy store in the popular and beautiful coastal city of Spain – Valencia. Ricardo’s toy store is infamous for selling prams for kids.

Ricardo is notorious for making loud statements and controversial posts on his blog that has become extremely popular due to the excellent SEO and SMM that he got done for it. Ricardo claims on his blog that many nearby toy stores have attempted till date to copy the style of his store but they all failed.

Ricardo’s wife is a ballet dancer and Ricardo is extremely proud of it. He regularly posts the picture of his wife performing ballet dance on his blog.

Ricardo recently posted a video on his blog where his store’s main competitors are discussing in a park about how Ricardo’s store is able to sell better quality toys at a cheaper price than theirs.

The best thing that myself and other adults love about Ricardo’s toy store is that they regularly keep adding rare and vintage toys to their catalog.

Ricardo claims on his blog that his store never sold a damaged product.

Ricardo has a special section for the children of farmers, which the children of farmers rarely buy but the children of non-farmers love. Perhaps, adult farmers buy those toys more than their children themselves, which Ricardo believes is a pity. Ricardo mentioned on his blog that looking at this pattern, he has started to believe that farming is one of the most boring profession to the children.

Ricardo brags time and again about how smoking is not even allowed at the gate of his toy store.

Ricardo also likes to brag about how all the salesmen and saleswomen at his store speak fluent English and Spanish.

Categories: Europe

Andong Allergist drives a Lambo to the clinic in real life and in the video games as well

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Dr Oh-seong Lim is an Allergist from Andong, South Korea, who received a lot of criticism from the sex-positive feminists from all across the globe, when he claimed on his blog that both the male and female celibates are very less likely to getting different allergies, especially eczema when compared to their married counterparts.

Dr Oh-seong Lim drives a Lamborghini to his clinic everyday. He claims on his blog that although he lives to drive and is a proud owner of a Lamborghini, he doesn’t hesitate to take a bus to the clinic or elsewhere when required. He also likes driving games and is a VIP contributor to one of the Korean online game community (우아미넷) as well.

Although Dr Oh-seong Lim is not a fan or believer of the alternative medicines or home remedies, he has mentioned more than once on his blog that the dry ice is a very underrated home-based remedy when it comes to combating skin allergies.

Dr Oh-seong Lim again received a lot of negative comments on his blog, mainly by the prudish people when he stated “Surprisingly enough, those who party a lot, are least likely to get a skin disorder when compared to those who don’t. At least twice as much people get skin allergies at a library than they do at a nightclub.”

Dr Oh-seong Lim has mentioned more than a couple of times on his blog that it is so funny that the most racist people behave so good in front of a physician. Dr Oh-seong Lim claims that he knows a racist when he sees one and he sees that the racists try their best to forget all about their racial superiority in front of a physician.

Categories: Asia

Ayurvedic products seller from India is making heaps of money selling his products using Facebook Live

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An Ayurvedic doctor named Dr. Ayushman Garg developed a medicine for curing a disease whose cure was never invented by the medical science. The doctor was very excited and would do anything to make it popular. He had no idea that it isn’t so easy. He just created a Youtube video and thought everyone interested would get to know about the medicine ultimately. Was he wrong? His video received only 50 views in 5 months and he didn’t know what to do next.

He would do anything to get the word out about his medicine. He hired a full-time online marketer who would pretend like he has been working very hard but didn’t do anything. The doctor had no idea about the internet marketing and his marketing employee would take advantage of the same all the time. After 3 months, Dr. Garg threw the employee out as he always had a doubt that the marketer has been fooling him.

One day while searching the internet, Dr. Garg came across a website that had a listing to buy Facebook live viewers, Dr. Garg had no idea how would it help him, but his gut feeling was that this company can help him make his product popular. He ordered immediately and then started using Facebook live for the very first time and here is, one of the biggest Ayurvedic products seller across the world. His Facebook live is perhaps the most popular among all the Ayurvedic product sellers across the globe.

Doctor Garg is now a household name in the world and many of his videos have crossed one million mark. He now owns a mansion on the hills of Himachal Pradesh and a big house in the centre of New Delhi city. Before his product went viral, he used to live in a rented apartment in the Eastern part of Delhi, which is much cheaper compared to the other parts of the city.

Categories: Health Products

Super-passionate stationery store owner from Milan was the first to use WiFi amplifier in the biz

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Joseph Ferraro owns a stationery store in Milan, which is extremely popular with the engineering students at Politecnico di Milano. Joseph is a chemical engineering dropout himself and he never regrets dropping out from the college. He says that if he didn’t drop out from the college due to financial and family issues (he lost both his father and mother and wasn’t willing to take a loan for his education), he wouldn’t have ever been involved in the stationery business which he loves more than anything else. Joseph loves his business so much that he once had an offer to collaborate with a larger store which would have fetched him far greater profits with much less work but he refused the offer because that would have him become more like a corporate and take away much of his passion for the business.

Joseph believes that a stationery store owner must possess wonderful communication skills and also must have a great memory. Joseph says that he is blessed with the both and he thanks god each day for the same because otherwise both his business and personal life would have been completely hellish. Joseph sees himself nowhere in life if it weren’t for his amazing communication skills and memory.

Joseph established his stationery store in the financial year 2003 and he has never looked back ever since. Joseph’s stationery store is mostly the first to innovate in the city. It was Joseph’s store that got a WiFi amplifier (Amplificatore Wifi) first and it was also Joseph’s stationery store to start selling online exclusively on its own website first in the city of Milan.

Joseph claims to have the best online payment system in the entire stationery industry in Italy and he is yet to have been challenged by a rival in this regard.

Categories: Italiano

Surabaya Neurosurgeon has been watching movies online since he turned vegan

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Dr Frederick Hooda is a Neurosurgeon from Surabaya, Indonesia, who never gets tired of repeating on his blog about how much he sacrificed to complete his medical education and how many other things he could do meanwhile.

Dr Frederick claims to have been studying why the nation of Hungary has been able to produce the best mathematicians in the world for past few decades. Dr Frederick claims that he is obsessed with knowing what kind of activity goes into the brains of these Hungarian mathematicians. Dr Frederick says that the roots of his obsession with the same lies in the fact that he was very weak in the mathematics in the school and that’s the foremost reason why he decided to become a doctor instead of an engineer against his parents’ wish. Dr Frederick comes from a very humble family and they couldn’t afford to send Frederick to a medical college but Frederick earned a scholarship for the same and he has been bragging about it on his blog for years now.

Dr Frederick claims to have studied the brains of several cannibal tribes in different parts of the African continent and he says that their frontal lobe activity is far lesser than any other group of people that he ever studied. Dr Frederick has shown the desire to study the brain of the most popular modern German cannibal – Armin Meiwes, several times on his blog but he is yet to get a chance to and he doubts that he ever will.

Dr Frederick loves to experiment with different diets and for the past 3 months, he has been on a vegan diet. Dr Frederick writes on his blog that turning completely vegan has turned him into an insomniac who would watch movies online (Nonton Film Bioskop) for hours before finally falling asleep.

Categories: Asia

SEO Agency owner from Antwerp says that modern taxi services are the greatest examples of innovation in the service industry

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Allen Evers owns and runs a SEO Agency in Antwerp, Belgium. Allen recently announced on his official website that he will launch his first paperback SEO book in the January of 2020 after having published several free eBooks.

Allen Evers claims on his blog that blog commenting and PBNs are dead now and don’t serve any purpose at all anymore.

Allen has a friend who has been working on creating a technology which he claims will make the fax machines go extinct. Just like the modern taxi antwerpen have made the outdated, lazy and obsolete ones go extict.

Allen claims that never before such a great percent of SEO business owners filed for bankruptcy as in 2018 and 2019.

Allen writes on his official blog that so-called fake web developers and SEO companies that charge thousands and sometimes tens of thousands of dollars to create a simple WordPress website are needed to exposed. He claims to have exposed some of those already and he says that he is amazed at how well some of these have been operating at reputed freelance websites like Fiverr, Elance, Freelancer, etc and have nothing but positive reviews.

Allen’s wife has an earrings business and before Allen set up a website for her, she sold earrings on a third party website, but since Allen set up a website for her, she has been making 40 times as much money as she did selling those earrings on that third party website.

Allen himself started out with selling Social Media followers, likes, subscribers, etc on eBay, Fiverr, SEOClerks and other websites but here is today, one of the richest people in Antwerp belonging to the SEO business.

Categories: Technology

An average modern Russian historian knows about the Killer Robots but not Yaropolk of Kiev

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Kim Benoit is a Canadian author who has written over 100 eBooks in a very short span of 3 years, and all the books have been pretty successful compared to the success of an average eBook. As much as 75% of the books written by Kim have been related to the history and historical characters. Her most recent book was about the historical Russian emperor – Yaropolk of Kiev. She named it “Yaropolk, the enigmatic and forgotten ruler of Kiev.”

Kim Benoit writes in her book that it is funny that as much as half of the Russian historians cannot even recall the name of Yaropolk of Kiev when asked about him randomly. Kim further writes that they all know about the killer robots though and they also know very well that the killer robots are here to stay for long, but they don’t know a thing about Yaropolk of Kiev.

Kim claims in her book that Yaropolk of Kiev married a Greek nun because he had an erectile dysfunction and it was a widespread common knowledge back in the day that the nuns don’t have a high libido and hence don’t need sex as much. Kim adds that Yaropolk mostly used to only eat or finger his wife.

Kim also claims in her book that Yaropolk of Kiev personally used to believe that the celibate priests are either gay or have an erectile dysfunction.

Kim writes in her book that an astrologer in the December of 979 AD told Yaropolk of Kiev that he will die after 6 months, which proved to be exact. Kim adds that the incident made Yaropolk’s family believe in different superstitions including black magic, astrology and many things related which in the upcoming times would prove disaster for the dynasty.

Kim mentions in her book that Yaropolk used to daydream all the time and also showed the symptoms of asthma.

Categories: Russia

Dance School owner feels nostalgic about the Antediluvian period and the art on her dance studio’s walls is the proof

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Ruthie Zainoz is a professional dancer and choreographer who has been running a dance school in Saginaw, Michigan, for the past 7 years now. Ruthie is very vocal on her blog and makes at least a couple of posts each month there.

In one of the posts, Ruthie mentioned that she believes that the white hat and the white boots tradition in the Texas’ high schools is having its last days. She further added that it will soon become very rare to see someone from a Texas’ high school wearing white boots and white hat.

Ruthie believes that the U.S. All Star Federation isn’t doing its job well and hence, it shouldn’t come as a surprise if it vanishes soon enough from the face of the earth.

Ruthie claims that the Nice-People Syndrome is also destroying the friendly competition between different schools and colleges that used to make the competitions between these fun and fierce.

Ruthie believes that drug checking should become stricter during dance competitions.

Ruthie claims that 1 hour twice a week is still the most popular package at her school. Ruthie also has a special monthly package for the family of 4.

Ruthie is a very religious person and a lot of her posts are related to her religion. The walls all over Ruthie’s dance school are full of Fine Art depicting the biblical era, especially the antediluvian one.

Ruthie loves to study other religions as well and she claims that the Antediluvian period in the bible is same as the Satyuga in Hinduism. She hopes that the believers of Hinduism will soon come to the conclusion that their religion is nothing but an exaggerated and distorted version of the Judaism.

Categories: North America