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Orthodox Serbian Christian never knew that she was going to receive so much hate on Insta for just an opinion

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Milena Austin (name changed) is an Orthodox Christian from the beautiful and modern city called Subotica in Serbia. Milena is an Orthodox Christian but she burns firecrackers every Deepawali.

Milena hates people who stereotype others and she confronts thousands of those everyday on her Instagram. Milena received a lot of hate from other Orthodox Christian Serbians for posting a meme on her Instagram that said Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was the most courageous man ever and one of the most magnificent too. Her Instagram pictures stopped receiving likes after Milena Austin posted that, she got really worried about the same and took it seriously. Milena recalled that she once heard from a friend of hers that you can buy cheap Instagram likes from some websites. Milena looked for the cheapest one and wallah! They delivered the Instagram likes on Milena’s Instagram snap within 30 minutes.

Milena claims that video games, movies and Television are the things that are most responsible for making women look like sexual objects to the society in the modern times. Milena always keeps a check on what her kids are watching on the internet.

Milena was raised by a strict orthodox foster mother and Milena says that she is lucky for not being brought up by her biological mother. Milena is too thankful to her foster mother for the upbringing that she provided her, she never felt the need for a father although at times she wished that she had one but all those wishes would disappear after a while when she looked at a picture of her foster mother or herself in the flesh.

Milena’s foster mother was diagnosed with the breast cancer at the age of 32 and Milena is amazed at how she was never embarrassed to go out in public and never cared about what others think of her.

Categories: Europe

Neo-Nazi Businesswoman wants to buy a Sabre 42 Salon Express and a lot of Origami Christmas Paper

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Gabriel Nagy (name changed) owns a Robinson R44 Raven I Helicopter and an Olympic 520C speedboat but she wants to upgrade a lot and she wants to upgrade fast enough at a speed so rapid that she never did before.

Gabriel is a businesswoman who is very vigilant about all the major and minor laws. She fears laws more than anything else, she doesn’t fear a tiger or a lion but the laws, they scare her in her nightmares. She has nightmares about breaking the traffic light, she has nightmares where she is found over-speeding, she has nightmares where she evades taxes, you name it.

Though Gabriel is a very fearful person when it comes to the laws and related stuff, she is sort of a Nazi in her own way. She claims that war is the only way to eliminate inferior races that have no right to live on the face of this planet, she says that earth is not for the weak.

Gabriel’s one and only brother – David has taken an oath to not shave his beard until he becomes a huge success in the ever-growing tech industry. Many strangers look at him strangely like he is a Muslim fanatic due to his beard, some even think of him as a Sikh. He has tried a lot of businesses before including creating an eBay type website, several comparison websites, a website just like eBay that sold freelancing services.

Gabriel is busy shopping for Origami Christmas paper to fold the same with her nephews and nieces this weekend.

Gabriel has read a lot of Jewish history and she claims that the first Jewish King – King Saul was long ago killed by another middle-eastern king who used the Kingdom of Judah and Israel as a vassal state until David the Shepherd took over the Kingdom of Judah and Israel.

Categories: North America

Emily Efron was kidnapped by her father’s business rivals when she was folding origami with her friends

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Emily Efron (name changed) is a novice when it comes to speaking publicly but she is working on this skill. Emily recently made her first speech publicly with the special emphasis on how reality shows like ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ and ‘Big Brother’ are a conspiracy to dumb down the common people, especially the youth by the powerful elite and billionaires. The public didn’t like her speech at all and they all called her wannabe David Icke and David Duke on her face after the speech was over. Instead of crying, Emily comprehended that it was her lack of speaking skill that made the public didn’t like her speech.

Emily loves to read and study a lot of ancient history with her favorite being the Indian history, according to Emily, “There were no elite in ancient India, the kings of Indian mythologies were nothing more than tribal chiefs who lived almost like the common men of the time.”

Emily’s favorite holiday destinations are Greece and Italy, she visits both at least once a year and wants to accumulate enough money to buy a resort on the beautiful Island Santorini one day.

Emily claims that she knows the history of all the major trading centers of the ancient and medieval period.

Emily moved out of her home when she was a teenager because of the illegal and dangerous business that her father was involved in. He had so many business rivals and one of them even kidnapped Emily when she was at a park folding origami with her friends in a park and attempted to kill her but she ran away.

Emily is a great believer of the statement that hopeless and dangerous situations are the greatest teachers in one’s life. She says that if it weren’t for hopeless and dangerous situations, she wouldn’t have been what she is now.

Categories: North America

Ex-Radio Broadcaster is now a mega e-commerce success

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Jovita Venegas (name changed) paid USD 3000 to a popular music teaching website for an online music course. Jovita is already an e-commerce success but she wants to create a popular music channel on Youtube and she has already embarked the journey with the start of that music course. Just 4 years ago, Jovita even didn’t have an idea what e-commerce is (e-commerce o que é).

Jovita started her career as a radio actor and she was an excellent prankster. She was a star but the money she was earning wasn’t enough to buy her dream car, her dream house, her favorite gold and diamond jewelry and a lot of other stuff. She still writes pranks for many different Brazilian radio stations, she loves writing pranks and having fun. 4 years ago, she learnt about e-commerce and after going back from the radio station to home, she would research more and finally started taking action and achieved massive success.

Jovita is an amateur historian and according to her – King David and King Solomon are just myths, they never existed. She never believes the anthropologists. She says that the Kashmiri Pandits and Afghanistani (Pashtun) people are some of the lost tribes of Israel.

According to Jovita, tectonic plates are a myth and earthquakes are caused by the sins of the human beings.

Categories: South America

Top Arkansas beddings store accepts major cryptocurrencies

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Cindy Blair (name changed) claims that no concept or law is universal. According to Cindy, all laws and concepts are changeable and learnable.

Cindy is a part-time freelance writer and this is what most of her replies to the clients after she completes a order look like nowadays – “All the content was handwritten from the scratch and up to 15% plagiarism is totally harmless. No matter how hard you try, you are bound to get some plagiarism percentage. We believe you comprehend what we are trying to convey. In other words, there is so much content on the internet today that it is next to impossible to get some percentage of plagiarism.”

Cindy has been learning creating logos and other artwork, till now she has only mastered the skill of silhouetting but she is determined to become one of the top logo designers ever.

Cindy’s husband – Sterling is a marine engineer who claims that he can communicate with the birds and stones. He was there in Malta last year and enjoyed a long and thorough vacation there. After coming back Sterling claimed that he could communicate with the souls of the dead soldiers in Valletta. The fragrance of the valorous Maltese soldiers is still present in Valletta.

Sterling owns one of the top beddings store chain that has presence all over the state of Arkansas. Sterling has stores in Little Rock, Fayetteville, Fort Smith and Jonesboro. Major cryptocurrencies are accepted in each of Sterling’s beddings store, thanks to cryptocurrency market cap.

Sterling is a MMA fighter who used to cry and whine about almost everything before he got into MMA. He used to get kicked out in the school by the fellow students, his family members died when he was in his early teens and that made him want to become stronger and that’s where the MMA came in.

Categories: North America

She doesn’t want to smoke again as long as she lives and that’s where the origami comes into the picture

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Aparna Singh (name changed) is one of the very few Indian women who has been struggling with a cigarette addiction. You will rarely find Indian women drinking or smoking. The ones that do are either the poorest of the poor (labor class) or the most high class ones. The longest that Aparna has gone in the past 7 months of her joining the r/nosmoking community is 9 days. Aparna has decided to replace her smoking addiction with Christmas Origami until the New Year Eve, she really hopes that she will forget about the smoking altogether if she lives without it for a month. I really hope that she is right about it, my suggestion to her is that ‘Do whatever it takes to get rid of anything that leads you to a relapse, Aparna’.

In the year 2005, Aparna won Tenzing Norgay Adventure Award for Air and here she is after 13 years, struggling with a smoking addiction.

Aparna is currently divorced, she thinks that she will start looking better if she stops smoking for at least 2 months and this guy that she has been eyeing on will definitely ask her out.

Aparna has been going to the gym 6 days a week for the past 6 months. She says that self-discipline and self-control are the foundations of a good and happy life, once you maintain self-discipline, then you can use this energy towards accomplishing great things.

Growing up, Aparna had a tough childhood, her mother had a heart made of stone while her father was full of warmth, sentiments and carefulness towards his children.

Aparna’s loves to read and her most favorite novels are ‘Acts of Faith’, and ‘Woman and Child’ by Erich Segal.

Aparna’s last business failed because she had set a very low growth target as per 5 year business plan. She is committed to not make the same mistake again and she is building a very optimistic business plan this time.

Categories: Asia

Mother folds easy origami with autistic daughter to improve her cognitive skills

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Jordan Fosse (name changed) has traveled with her one and only autistic daughter nationally and internationally. They have enjoyed vacations all over the Europe including Greece, Malta, Macedonia, Switzerland, Denmark, Sweden and Southern France. She wants to visit Dubai, Sharjah, Abu Dhabi, Kuwait, Qatar, Amman, Jeddah, Petra, Mecca, Medina and Beirut too badly but she won’t because she has a special hatred for the Arabs. She says that Arabs are monstrous barbaric people whom she cannot hate enough.

Jordan buys only Honda cars for their iVTec petrol engines. She owns a Honda CR-V, a Honda Fit, a Honda Civic, an Accord and a Odyssey.

Jordan’s father was a draughtsman and a painter. They were a poor family but her father did his best to never let Jordan feel poor. They used to fold easy origami together and had lots of fun during the holidays. Jordan still folds origami a lot with her daughter to improve her daughter’s cognitive skills. Whenever she folds an origami she gets into a state of nostalgia and starts missing her father a lot who is in heaven now.

Jordan’s husband – Brad goes a lot to Mexico on business trips. He loves visiting one particular restaurant in Guadalajara. Brad goes a lot to Guadalajara and whenever he got the news from his company that he needs to go to Guadalajara for some purpose, the energy and brightness in his eyes was something that he couldn’t hide no matter how hard he tried. Jordan once compelled Brad to take her along with him to Guadalajara, he had to agree because he fears Jordan like you have never seen a husband fearing his wife before. Until they reached Guadalajara, Brad was having a misbelief that he would be able to resist going to that particular restaurant but he couldn’t resist once they arrived in Guadalajara, like always, the first thing that he did was go to that particular restaurant and he had no other option than taking Jordan along with him, once they arrived there and ordered the food, Jordan understood the reason behind Brad’s extraordinary happiness whenever he heard the word ‘Guadalajara’. The restaurant was full of gorgeous waitresses serving in short skirts.

Categories: Education

Son of one of the wealthiest landlords in Florida prescribed bathing by natural gas water heater

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Botum Bopha (name changed) is recognized as one of the most brilliant women in Tampa, Florida. She comes from a family of wealthy and one of the oldest landlords of Florida and maybe the whole North America. She owns almost 60% of all the shops and stores of a prominent Tampa marketplace.

Though the family of Botum may be wealthy enough but they are still tribal in culture. According to Botum, “Sons are preferred a lot over daughters in a tribal society. To make her mark, a girl child needs to prove herself in almost every aspect to be loved.”

Botum’s husband Akinari is a cannabis addict and he claims that cannabis makes him mentally and physically fitter. He even says that people who don’t use cannabis are mentally unfit, they just don’t know it. He claims that god gave cannabinoid receptors to the human brain because he made cannabis essential for the human body like food and sleep. The people who never took cannabis will never understand it.

Botum has a habit of drinking too much when she is extremely happy or sad. Botum’s one and only brother – Jeff was recently diagnosed with HIV. Jeff claims that he never made love to any other woman than his wife and he cannot comprehend what gave him AIDS. Botum drank the whole night when she heard that her brother has been diagnosed with HIV.

The doctor even prescribed Jeff to take bath with only water heated with natural gas tankless water heater and he has been doing the same ever since.

One of Botum’s cousins and her all-time best friend lives in Alaska. Botum visits Alaska each winters to see her and the crazy snowfall.

Categories: Uncategorized

Rocket scientist’s meditation and fitness freak sister makes more with bitcoin than her full-time business

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Milla Novakov (name changed) is a fitness and meditation freak. Milla offers meditation and fitness programs around the world. Milla’s mother was a prominent author who was known for authoring a few of the New York Times Best Selling books.

Though Serbian, Milla’s favorite country for a hangout is Switzerland and she owns a mansion in Geneva. She does a lot of charity work too. She recently donated 30, 000 Euros to a disaster relief fund.

Milla’s father was an ophthalmologist. He used to make more money than any other ophthalmologist in Serbia.

Milla is a wannabe inventor too. She keeps trying to invent new things only to fail each time. Politically, Milla is a leftist turned rightist.

Nobody in Milla’s family is hungry for the opportunities but none of them let any opportunity to make money or better themselves let go. One of Milla’s brothers – Mike is a rocket scientist. Mike has decided to stay a celibate throughout the rest of his life. He says that celibacy makes him sharper, more energetic, wise and focused on his work. He was against the institution of marriage since the very beginning, this is what he has to say in regards to the marriage “Marriage doesn’t cost an arm and leg but rather the whole body”.

Doesn’t mean to say that Mike is a pessimist. He is very positive and an optimist. He looks for good in everything bad. He has decided to never fall in love again, it just costed him too much.

3 years ago, Brad told Milla about the bitcoins and how they are going to revolutionize things in the monetary world. Milla thinks of her brother as a very smart dude and she has been trading bitcoins ever since then. She discovered QIWI wallet herself and she frequently converts her QIWI money to bitcoins (киви на биткоин). She makes more money with bitcoin trading than her meditation and fitness programs.

Categories: Europe

Lady who claims to have attained Nirvana loves pick-up trucks and running on a treadmill

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Sabrina Shol (name changed) is truly one of a kind who enjoys whatever she does, no matter what it is. Be it writing treadmill reviews for the ones that she recently bought for her gym or running on one of those. She has really achieved the state of nirvana as they call it in Hinduism, Jainism and Buddhism. Sabrina is cheerful and spontaneous with a thirst for knowledge and independence.

Sabrina doesn’t stop running on the treadmill until she becomes almost unconscious. Sabrina has a thing for the pick-up trucks. She owns a Toyota Hilux, a Ford F150 Raptor, a Chevrolet Silverado and a Ram 1500 Rebel, all tuned.

It’s every man’s desire to enjoy the companionship of a woman who stimulates the mind and body beyond his wildest fantasy. Sabrina is the one but she doesn’t have any man in her life currently.

Sabrina’s one and only sibling who is a male is a 19 year old basement prowler who wastes his time all the time. He is a hardcore pro-fap dude with dark circles like a Panda beneath his eyes and a weak body and frame. He plays video games 5 hours a day on an average.

Sabrina’s great-grandfather was a true American and a very popular man. He is still very popular and his quotes are all over the internet. He was known as the greatest salesman of his time and one of the greatest ever.

Sabrina was raised in a catholic boarding school.

She recently had one of the best experiences ever lately with an eBay seller while buying some fitness products.The exclusive reputation of that store both online and offline is second to none.

Categories: Exercise and Fitness