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Meet Aubrey Yabsley, a British-Taiwanese who has been using her Gogoro scooter as a taxi

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Aubrey Yabsley (name changed) says that law must regularize the junk food more including cookies and stuff. Aubrey says that junk food is harming the children and young teenagers more than anything else in the modern world. Aubrey knows some people who got addicted to the junk food in the childhood and they haven’t been able to come out of their addiction yet and junk food has made many of them diabetic, fat and given them other chronic diseases.

Aubrey used to believe and practice occult practices for over 2 years and finally she came to the conclusion that occult practices don’t work at all and they only make you ugly. Aubrey claims that she now looks 20 years older than she did before 2 years and all the other occult practitioners that she has ever met look ugly and horrible as well.

Aubrey says that Libertarians have no moral principles and overall they live at least 10 times as miserable life than the ones who are not. Aubrey also claims that the sympathetic people care more about the law and are less likely to take drugs than the ones who are rather apathetic.

Aubrey used to sell gowns house to house before she discovered how she can make money with buying and using a superfast 2 wheeler aka Gogoro S2 as a taxi. Aubrey has been making more money with pursuing her favorite hobby, that is riding a scooter than she ever did selling gowns house to house which she literally hated.

Aubrey’s friend has been seducing Aubrey again to get into magic and occult by telling her that magnetic people are literally able to talk to the spirits and those spirits guide them which way they should go in order to become rich, wealthy and more lucky.

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Don’t waste your time with religions like Satchitrich but rather enjoy vacations in scenic Thailand

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Liron Gagne (name changed) is busy creating a religion which he claims will be the most popular, iconic and richest religions of all times. Liron says that in his 35 years of life, he has practiced each and every religion for a while including the extinct ones and no religion can ever beat his upcoming religion, which he is planning to name “Satchitrich” meaning truth, kindness, clarity and wealth. The name really sounded very Sanskrit to me and I did my best to find out the meaning of this word which I really could eventually find out and I confirmed the meaning with Liron of the same and Liron told me that I got the right meaning of the name. I asked him “Wouldn’t the religion be more Hinduism like if the name sounds so Hindu?” He replied “The religion is 50% influenced by the Hinduism and its offshoots like Buddhism, Jainism and Sikhism, 15% by Jesus and his 12 apostles while the rest 35% is Liron’s own personal observations, scientific unchanging needs, wants, desires.”

Liron has no previous knowledge of running a religious cult, ashram or any such thing but he is still so certain and confident about making this upcoming religion of his such a success. I have even read 70% of the holy texts of the upcoming Satchitrich religion and it all sounded very OSHO to me. He has added a couple of things from his side which weren’t even existent in OSHO’s times but that is very usual and ordinary knowledge with which I don’t believe that Liron would be able to be-fool or as he calls it ‘bring peace to the world’.

Anyways, I can’t bore myself and you more with talks about Liron anymore, I am heading to my favorite Hua Hin and I have already booked my Hua Hin Taxi, I will be there on 10th of this month and I can’t wait to meet my Facebook female friend there.

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UAE is one of the most popular shopping destinations and it is the best when it comes to buy some exotic emeralds

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Louise Kislev (name changed) is an Israeli Jew whose parents immigrated to Israel from France after facing tons of hostility and hatred from the catholic French people. Louise has a personality so rare that you may call her one in a million or even one in ten million. Louise is a great admirer of several Sahabas of the Islam, the foremost of them being Khalid Ibn al-Walid. Louise is an amateur historian who claims that Khalid Ibn al-Walid died during a battle and it is a lie that he died a natural death caused by a sudden disease. Louise says that Khalid Ibn al-Walid was so curious to die in the battlefield that there was no power in the world that could stop him from entering into the enemy territory and battle all alone even when no battle was going on if he was aware that he was about to die very soon. Louise claims that Khalid Ibn al-Walid wasn’t weak enough to be stopped by a petty illness.

Louise agrees with the aspect of the real Islam that doesn’t believe in any sort of black, brown or white magic. True Islam says that no magic is possible and the ones who fall for the magic are super-materialistic people with no spiritual values and they will burn in hell if they don’t repent to Allah before their death.

Louise also read in some book written by a Sunni Muslim that the Allah forgives pre-pubertal kids for whatever they do as they are not aware of what they are doing. To learn more about Islam, Arab people and Arabian peninsula’s history, Louise is currently in Dubai where she is shopping and learning like a maniac. Her most recent tweet reads “Just bought the most stunning emerald that I have ever seen in reality from Panjshir Emerald, Deira, Dubai”.

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Men with pierced nipples everywhere on the beaches of Koh Chang, Thailand is a common sight now

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Andrew Pham (name changed) loves to live his life to the fullest. Andrew learnt the Persian language in order to go and explore what the mainstream media tells the world about Iran is true or not. It was back in 1995 when Andrew started learning the Persian language, by 1997 he was fluent in the language and went to Iran leaving his business and everything in his wife’s custody to take care of. Andrew came back after a few months and wrote on his blog (one of the very few and most popular blogs of the time) that 75% of what the mainstream media tells the American people about Iran is true and the rest 25% is exaggerated.

Andrew traveled this May to Thailand to learn more about the Buddhism and Thai Martial arts. Andrew was surprised to see so many men with pierced nipples at the White Sand Beach of Koh Chang. Andrew really finds men with pierced nipples disgusting, if there is one thing that Andrew hates the most in the world, that has to be men with pierced nipples.

Whenever Andrew is traveling, he wishes that the cab driver turns out to be some fat guy. Andrew feels so much safer with fat cab drivers because a fat guy cannot run away with Andrew’s belongings as Andrew is extremely fit himself and for a guy 47 years old, Andrew is fantastically athletic.

Inspired by Steve Jobs, Andrew wears only white collared shirts and blue denim jeans. Andrew doesn’t wear a black t-shirt and a blue denim jeans like Steve Jobs so that people don’t think of him as a Steve Jobs wannabe

Andrew recalls how a guy once promised him a visa to South Africa and then disappeared with his money.

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Loner Youtuber, successful businessperson and a Bangkok lover claims that he was a child prodigy

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Oberon Miller (name changed) has always been a loner. He was a loner when he was a child, during his teenage years and even now. Oberon is such a loner that he never dated a girl in his life and he is 38 already, but like every other man, Oberon has some needs and when it comes to such needs, what’s better than Thailand’s capital and its largest city – Bangkok.

Oberon has a capacity to think beyond his age and also he loves to go beyond Bangkok when he is in Thailand. This October, Oberon enjoyed a trip with the companion he hired from Bangkok to Amphawa.

Oberon was one of the first Youtubers to become a millionaire with Youtubing. Oberon’s classmates and family used to believe that Oberon was socially awkward and unable to communicate properly until he became a great hit on the Youtube. Everyone was shocked to see how much fan following Oberon gained with his marvelous communication skills and the excellence in each and every subject that he talked about on Youtube. It goes without saying that Oberon is one of the most mentally capable person on the Youtube.

Oberon’s life doesn’t end at Youtubing, he owns a couple of other small businesses as well which make him at least 6 six digits a year each. Oberon’s ultimate goal is to own a textile factory one day and he says that it is possible if he cuts his big goals into small ones like a salami with correct planning and work on them.

On one of his Youtube videos, Oberon claimed that he was a child prodigy in many different domains whose talent nobody recognized during his childhood as he grew up in the household of a meager, mean and ignorant parents.

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Buddhist turned Catholic Middle-Aged Thai Man bought 2 canvas bags to make his wife happy

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Kraisak Nana (name changed) is a very religious catholic who was born in a Buddhist household. Kraisak converted to the catholicism when he was 22 after meeting a reverend catholic priest. Kraisak had heard the stories of the Jesus and his apostles back when he was a kid and he really respected them.

Kraisak says that the god never lets you down, you just have to keep faith in him. Kraisak is 42 now and when he was 28, he wanted to start a family, Kraisak is kind of ugly and from a lower-income family and hence he was unable to find a girl who would meet his expectations. Kraisak kept his faith on god and kept going to the church each Sunday, today Kraisak is a father of 3 beautiful kids with a woman 10 years younger than him whom he married back in 2008.

Kraisak’s wife – Poonam is a little too ambitious compared to Kraisak. She wants to buy a rock sculptured house for herself and her family while Kraisak is totally happy with the house, the neighborhood and the city that he lives in.

Kraisak does his best to make his wife happy with the little things that he can buy for her, for example, last Saturday, he bought 2 beautiful canvas bags (กระเป๋าผ้าแคนวาส) for her from one of the fastest growing ‘bags’ websites in Thailand.

Kraisak is an amateur historian as well who claims that only a part of the Arabs are Hagars, not all of them. A Hagar means ‘slave’ in the modern Hebrew language, the Jews call the Arabs ‘Hagars’ because they claim that the modern day Arabs are the progeny of Abraham and Hagar (a handmaid of Sarai). The ethnic Jews are without a doubt the progeny of Abraham and Sarai but Kraisak is certain that all Arabs are not the progeny of Abraham and Hagar.

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She doesn’t want to smoke again as long as she lives and that’s where the origami comes into the picture

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Aparna Singh (name changed) is one of the very few Indian women who has been struggling with a cigarette addiction. You will rarely find Indian women drinking or smoking. The ones that do are either the poorest of the poor (labor class) or the most high class ones. The longest that Aparna has gone in the past 7 months of her joining the r/nosmoking community is 9 days. Aparna has decided to replace her smoking addiction with Christmas Origami until the New Year Eve, she really hopes that she will forget about the smoking altogether if she lives without it for a month. I really hope that she is right about it, my suggestion to her is that ‘Do whatever it takes to get rid of anything that leads you to a relapse, Aparna’.

In the year 2005, Aparna won Tenzing Norgay Adventure Award for Air and here she is after 13 years, struggling with a smoking addiction.

Aparna is currently divorced, she thinks that she will start looking better if she stops smoking for at least 2 months and this guy that she has been eyeing on will definitely ask her out.

Aparna has been going to the gym 6 days a week for the past 6 months. She says that self-discipline and self-control are the foundations of a good and happy life, once you maintain self-discipline, then you can use this energy towards accomplishing great things.

Growing up, Aparna had a tough childhood, her mother had a heart made of stone while her father was full of warmth, sentiments and carefulness towards his children.

Aparna’s loves to read and her most favorite novels are ‘Acts of Faith’, and ‘Woman and Child’ by Erich Segal.

Aparna’s last business failed because she had set a very low growth target as per 5 year business plan. She is committed to not make the same mistake again and she is building a very optimistic business plan this time.

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Punjabi Indian heiress can’t stop making stupid trading decisions because of her lower nature

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Kitty Dhubar (name changed) is a feminism activist in India. She has a plan to design a business that will provide a social guide to the foreigners who come to India to learn more about the world’s oldest religion Hinduism or for spiritual growth or for both.

Kitty has a very impulsive personality and that is evident from how she invests her money in the cryptocurrencies. Although Kitty is a regular reader of the most popular cryptocurrency blog in the English language, she doesn’t fail to make silly mistakes when it comes to investing or trading in cryptocurrencies.

Kitty owns a randy sort of a restaurant where mostly only males visit. She has beautiful, sweet and professional waitresses working there who wear nothing but pencil skirts, glasses and tight shirts.

Kitty herself invests most of her energy in her lower nature and that is evident with how she is very romantic at heart, enjoys the company of mature, well-groomed gentlemen. She makes them eat almonds and Brazilian nuts to recover from physical exhaustion after their rendezvous with herself.

 Kitty sometimes meet gentlemen whom she really likes and they also show interest in Kitty but they are not interested in enjoying bodily pleasures with someone whom they are not married to and they don’t even care much about it. Those guys believe that any such activities are merely to be enjoyed between the husband and the wife. Kitty thinks that those guys are out of their heads and she is always shocked at how they can deny a beautiful and warm woman like Kitty.

Kitty is herself a Punjabi Kshatriya lady but she finds South American girls to be the hottest.

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Workaholic American chose Jogja for vacation this November

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Ted HaHiver (name changed) always writes down his major goals in a pocket memo diary and keeps them in his pocket. Ted HaHiver has a very clear vision for his family. He works fanatically and for longer hours than 98% of the working Americans.

Ted’s wife finds his working habit nuisance and always wants to go on a long vacation with him and the kids. This November, the family is going on a trip to Jogja. They have already made all the necessary arrangements including Rental Mobil Jogja.

One of Ted’s sons recently came back from rehab. His condition was so severe that once he threatened to kill his own mother when intoxicated with drugs.

Ted’s mother used to be a nurse in a hospital. Many times she used to get confused among the babies because she found they all look alike. She was too scared when Ted was born that they don’t mix him up with someone else. She requested the hospital to put a symbol on him so that he doesn’t get exchanged and they did put a symbol on him.

Ted loves the build quality of American and Swedish cars and all his cars are Ford, Chevrolet, GM, Volvo or Dodge.

Ted claims that he successfully transformed his sexual energy into spiritual when he wasn’t yet married and he was a chaste man till then. He claims that he never performed any fornication with any other woman except his wife.

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Indian Mobile Phone Company using Chinese Plastic – Make in India or Make in China

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Buhebariyan (name changed) is a new Indian mobile manufacturing company. It is obvious and known to everyone that Indian cellphones are useless and they can’t compete with their Chinese and Japanese counterparts. There are several Indian mobile companies that come and go everyday. They do their best to eliminate their Chinese and Japanese competitors and each of those companies has failed.

One such Indian mobile phone manufacturing company is what we will call Buhebariyan Pvt Ltd in this article. Buhebariyan Private Limited’s founder has traveled the world and he knows the best place to get his mobile phone manufactured. He has been selling China made phone with his company name and people of India think that he is a great nationalist who is taking an initiation for make in India.

He is getting the body of his phone developed at a plastic injection mold company in Dongguan, China and he has passed the engineering work to a popular mobile phone company in Beijing.

The people of India are buying these phones believing that these are all made in India and appreciate the high build quality and engineering of these phones. They have no idea what is going on behind the curtains.

I have traveled the world too and I don’t think India will be able to compete with China in upcoming 100 years. Forget about India being on par with China. No matter if the world goes against China, China will keep achieving new heights and the whole world is aware of this fact. God Bless the Republic of China and its wonderful people!

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