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Catholic doctors are younger at heart and are more energetic than the rest – Armando Hastings, a Lyft cab driver

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Armando Hastings (name changed) says that the Catholic doctors are more attentive and energetic due to their practice of chastity. Armando claims to have met doctors and surgeons from different backgrounds and turns out that the Catholics are the best of them all, Armando says that the protestant doctors look older than they really are because most of them are sex addicts consciously or unconsciously. Armando says that atheist doctors are mostly drug addicts while the apatheist doctors are way more talkative than they really should be.

Armando says that almost all the governments of the world have failed to maintain a justice. Armando says that the people in the third world countries think that the ones in the first world are being served great justice and everything that a modern human being ought to have by the government.

Armando says that most of the passengers in his Lyft cab are women and according to his personal observation, beautiful women are less likely to cheat on their spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend than the ones who are average looking or ugly. Armando says that ugly or average looking women cheat in order to feel good.

Armando married an Indian-American woman from Groton, Connecticut 11 years ago and they have been living happily ever since. Armando has visited his in-law’s house in India many times and along with his in-law’s house, he has visited several other different places in India including Sabarmati Ashram. Armando says that Mahatma Gandhi’s spirit can still be felt at the Sabarmati Ashram in Ahmedabad.

Armando’s wife was the one who told Armando about the Lyft driver bonus 2019 and instead of being upset or angry at the fact that her husband is a taxi driver, Armando’s wife is proud of the fact that he is one.

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Greatest Canadian fan of Toyota is all for Protestantism and getting your home renovated frequently

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Ryan Curran (name changed) is one of the greatest Canadian fans of the Japanese car manufacturer – Toyota. Ryan owns a Toyota Celica, a Supra, a 2007 and a 2017 Camry, a Land Cruiser, a Land Cruiser Prado, a Fortuner and last but not the least – 3 Prius cars. Ryan owns nothing but Toyotas and he has a huge garage in his mansion on Lydia Street, Newmarket, Ontario which is currently undergoing home renovation Newmarket.

Ryan’s great-great grandfather was fighting the French suppression in Canada and finally he was assassinated. They still have a statue of Ryan’s great-great grandfather at a park in Espanola, Sudbury.

Ryan is a very outspoken public speaker, Youtuber and author. In one of her speeches Ryan mentioned that the Rothschild family had a very minor role in the expansion of the British rule and their role is generally exaggerated by the conspiracy theorists across the world.

If you have to believe Ryan, the Protestantism has been behind the success of Europe and in particular – the Great Britain since the end of the medieval era. Ryan says that the only reason why United States of America is so far ahead in terms of technology and entrepreneurship is because their majority population is protestants.

Ryan recently enjoyed a trip to India and she claims that they arrested the popular Godman – Asaram Bapu who rubbed shoulders with several top politicians including the late Prime Minister of India – Atal Bihari Vajpayee, the current Prime Minister of India – Narendra Modi and others just because in one of his speeches he told the story of Gog and Magog which is unknown by 99.9% of the Indians. Ryan says that the Hindus believe the avatar of Vishnu – Kalki will come to the earth and kill each and every human being instead of anything war between Gog and Magog aka Yajuj and Majuj.

Ryan says that after that public speech of Asaram Bapu, the search for Gog and Magog in India increased by 10000% which ultimately lead to the searches of the conspiracy theories and they decided to arrest Asaram Bapu.

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Miami’s catholic yet secular couple is curious to make love for the first time in their lives after wedding

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Hanga Cini (name changed) loves babies so much that she started selling prams and toys part-time to showcase her love for the babies. The law of attraction really worked for Hanga, today she owns several Shopify stores and her own websites that sell prams and toys online. Hanga’s store is extremely popular, it is so popular that several dropshippers have been reselling from Hanga’s stores and she is not even aware of it.

I wonder how much Hanga is going to love her own babies which she is very curious to have as soon as possible. Hanga is a devout catholic and hasn’t made any physical relationship with her soon-to-be husband – Christopher.

The couple is getting married on 1st Jan, 2019, they have already booked a plush wedding venue and you are not invited.

Christopher has some harsh things to say about the politicians, he says that politicians aren’t responsible for any philanthropy generally and it is guys like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates and Meg Whitman who do all the philanthropy and make the world that we live in – a better place, while the politicians are parasites who survive and thrive on donations.

Christopher feels so pleasant and good after putting 10% of his monthly income as savings in the bank. Christopher has been saving 10% of his income for the past few years. Christopher says that it may go to her children’s future, his new business ventures or even charity.

Christopher hates the fact that Donald Trump is brainwashing the white people around the world, he is totally against the racism of any sort.

Christopher has studied almost all the popular books of all the major religions including Quran. Christopher respects the Quran most for emphasizing the importance of parents in a person’s life.

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Doing poorly in school doesn’t mean that you will do poorly in life, Finley’s story is a clear example of how anyone can become rich

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Finley Gavras (name changed) did poorly in school, his parents, friends and family all told him that his life will be full of suffering and poverty if he doesn’t do good in school but to their surprise, he was a self-made-millionaire by the age of 28.

After completing the junior high school and getting very bad grades in the same, Finley decided that the formal education is not for him and he started working as a door-to-door salesman, he hardly ever sold anything working as a door-to-door salesman.

Finley then started working as a truck driver for Knight-Swift Transportation. Finley was introduced to Brian Tracy – the leading motivational speaker’s audiobooks by a fellow truck driver. Finley then started listening to Brian Tracy’s audiobooks while driving his truck and he did listen to nothing but his audiobooks and other free stuff all the time while driving the truck to ultimately become a new man (in a positive way). Finley borrowed some money from one of his rich cousins and bought an old Volvo truck for 42, 000 US Dollar with the same, ultimately to become owner of over 200 trucks. Finley’s monthly income is in six digits and he is now planning to build his own gadget retail chain which will have stores all over the USA. Finley has been reading tech news portals and blogs like texnologia to upgrade his knowledge about the business that he is about to start.

Finley has adopted 3 kids as his wife is infertile. Finley loves to play with his adopted kids and never lets them feel like they are not biologically his own.

Finley wishes all the time that he was born a lion. He admires and respects lions more than any living being that is present on the face of earth.

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Neo-Nazi Businesswoman wants to buy a Sabre 42 Salon Express and a lot of Origami Christmas Paper

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Gabriel Nagy (name changed) owns a Robinson R44 Raven I Helicopter and an Olympic 520C speedboat but she wants to upgrade a lot and she wants to upgrade fast enough at a speed so rapid that she never did before.

Gabriel is a businesswoman who is very vigilant about all the major and minor laws. She fears laws more than anything else, she doesn’t fear a tiger or a lion but the laws, they scare her in her nightmares. She has nightmares about breaking the traffic light, she has nightmares where she is found over-speeding, she has nightmares where she evades taxes, you name it.

Though Gabriel is a very fearful person when it comes to the laws and related stuff, she is sort of a Nazi in her own way. She claims that war is the only way to eliminate inferior races that have no right to live on the face of this planet, she says that earth is not for the weak.

Gabriel’s one and only brother – David has taken an oath to not shave his beard until he becomes a huge success in the ever-growing tech industry. Many strangers look at him strangely like he is a Muslim fanatic due to his beard, some even think of him as a Sikh. He has tried a lot of businesses before including creating an eBay type website, several comparison websites, a website just like eBay that sold freelancing services.

Gabriel is busy shopping for Origami Christmas paper to fold the same with her nephews and nieces this weekend.

Gabriel has read a lot of Jewish history and she claims that the first Jewish King – King Saul was long ago killed by another middle-eastern king who used the Kingdom of Judah and Israel as a vassal state until David the Shepherd took over the Kingdom of Judah and Israel.

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Emily Efron was kidnapped by her father’s business rivals when she was folding origami with her friends

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Emily Efron (name changed) is a novice when it comes to speaking publicly but she is working on this skill. Emily recently made her first speech publicly with the special emphasis on how reality shows like ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ and ‘Big Brother’ are a conspiracy to dumb down the common people, especially the youth by the powerful elite and billionaires. The public didn’t like her speech at all and they all called her wannabe David Icke and David Duke on her face after the speech was over. Instead of crying, Emily comprehended that it was her lack of speaking skill that made the public didn’t like her speech.

Emily loves to read and study a lot of ancient history with her favorite being the Indian history, according to Emily, “There were no elite in ancient India, the kings of Indian mythologies were nothing more than tribal chiefs who lived almost like the common men of the time.”

Emily’s favorite holiday destinations are Greece and Italy, she visits both at least once a year and wants to accumulate enough money to buy a resort on the beautiful Island Santorini one day.

Emily claims that she knows the history of all the major trading centers of the ancient and medieval period.

Emily moved out of her home when she was a teenager because of the illegal and dangerous business that her father was involved in. He had so many business rivals and one of them even kidnapped Emily when she was at a park folding origami with her friends in a park and attempted to kill her but she ran away.

Emily is a great believer of the statement that hopeless and dangerous situations are the greatest teachers in one’s life. She says that if it weren’t for hopeless and dangerous situations, she wouldn’t have been what she is now.

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Top Arkansas beddings store accepts major cryptocurrencies

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Cindy Blair (name changed) claims that no concept or law is universal. According to Cindy, all laws and concepts are changeable and learnable.

Cindy is a part-time freelance writer and this is what most of her replies to the clients after she completes a order look like nowadays – “All the content was handwritten from the scratch and up to 15% plagiarism is totally harmless. No matter how hard you try, you are bound to get some plagiarism percentage. We believe you comprehend what we are trying to convey. In other words, there is so much content on the internet today that it is next to impossible to get some percentage of plagiarism.”

Cindy has been learning creating logos and other artwork, till now she has only mastered the skill of silhouetting but she is determined to become one of the top logo designers ever.

Cindy’s husband – Sterling is a marine engineer who claims that he can communicate with the birds and stones. He was there in Malta last year and enjoyed a long and thorough vacation there. After coming back Sterling claimed that he could communicate with the souls of the dead soldiers in Valletta. The fragrance of the valorous Maltese soldiers is still present in Valletta.

Sterling owns one of the top beddings store chain that has presence all over the state of Arkansas. Sterling has stores in Little Rock, Fayetteville, Fort Smith and Jonesboro. Major cryptocurrencies are accepted in each of Sterling’s beddings store, thanks to cryptocurrency market cap.

Sterling is a MMA fighter who used to cry and whine about almost everything before he got into MMA. He used to get kicked out in the school by the fellow students, his family members died when he was in his early teens and that made him want to become stronger and that’s where the MMA came in.

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Italian-American Katie Bonanno is extremely happy with her Lebanese husband

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Katie Bonanno (name changed) is an open-minded experiment lover and a game player. Her most recent experiment was the penile implant that she convinced her husband for who didn’t even know what is penile implant before Katie told him what it is. Anyways, he can’t thank Katie for that since he has got it done. The experiment was much more successful than they both even expected.

Katie is a blonde, petite, charming and elegant lady who loves to belly dance. She lived in Beirut, Lebanon for 5 years and she loves Lebanese men. She met her husband Jasar while working in Lebanon too. Jasar has a very fair skin, a robust body and passionate gentle eyes. He is very intelligent too and he is 3 younger than Katie.

Every night, Katie breathes new passion into the life of Jasar. She is always eager to please and get satisfaction.

Katie and Jasar both love the noble, innocent and not-so-aggressive looks of the French cars and that’s why they both drive nothing but Renault.

Katie’s ex-boyfriend who was a Pakistani-American was a lying, dishonest thief.

Katie has always been a daydreamer. She recently renounced hatred, anger, resentment, regret and fear. She just lets it go now. She believes that holding the grudge hurt her only not the one who is responsible for it.

Jasar claims that media buries all the significant stuff. Jasar agrees with Naom Chomsky on most subjects including ‘Trump is a distraction’. Since his arrival in the United States, Jasar has been making everyone he meets scared by lying to them that works for a Lebanese mafia organization.

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46 year old Businessman from Atlanta is so joyful with new hair on his head

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Yoel Brog (name changed) is a 46 year old man from Atlanta, Georgia, USA who in his 20s and 30s had an attitude that he knows everything that he needs to in order to thrive in life.

Yoel has two small companies of his own and one peculiar thing about Yoel is that he always pays his personal bills on time no matter how his businesses are doing. One of Yoel’s company’s sales went up 300% within the last 2 years.

Yoel has a habit of smiling shyly in public but his smile lost its strength since he lost more than half of the hair on his head. Yoel decided to get hair transplant after trying several different things including Rogaine and Kirkland Minoxidil and finding no success with those.

Yoel wouldn’t trust any local hair transplant Atlanta doctor so he was thinking about traveling to Istanbul, Turkey to get a hair transplant on his head by none other than Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu aka Dr T. He tried to book an appointment with Dr T and Dr T’s receptionist told him that Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu would be in Atlanta itself on a particular date which was just a couple weeks away. Yoel started jumping everywhere in joy.

Since Yoel got the hair transplant done, he cannot thank Dr T enough and he keeps volunteering for him everywhere in his spare time.

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Bitcoin Trader loves to visit Kenai River for fishing

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Darren is an accountant born in Minnesota, raised in California and now living in cold Alaska. Both Darren’s parents always claimed to be from aristocratic French families and Darren joked about what if it turns out that you are from the same family.

Darren has great marketing skills and his ever-growing social media popularity is the proof. Darren has millions of views on each of his videos on the Youtube, millions of followers on Twitter, over 10 million likes on the Facebook page and 950k+ subscribers on the Youtube; although he creates shitty videos. All his videos are either about his life in Alaska or fishing. His most recent video was about the best spinning reels. He sounded so confident in that video and I think his confidence is what brings him so many views, followers and likes.

Darren’s full-time business currently is bitcoin trading and he is making a bank doing that.

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