Don’t waste your time with religions like Satchitrich but rather enjoy vacations in scenic Thailand

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Liron Gagne (name changed) is busy creating a religion which he claims will be the most popular, iconic and richest religions of all times. Liron says that in his 35 years of life, he has practiced each and every religion for a while including the extinct ones and no religion can ever beat his upcoming religion, which he is planning to name “Satchitrich” meaning truth, kindness, clarity and wealth. The name really sounded very Sanskrit to me and I did my best to find out the meaning of this word which I really could eventually find out and I confirmed the meaning with Liron of the same and Liron told me that I got the right meaning of the name. I asked him “Wouldn’t the religion be more Hinduism like if the name sounds so Hindu?” He replied “The religion is 50% influenced by the Hinduism and its offshoots like Buddhism, Jainism and Sikhism, 15% by Jesus and his 12 apostles while the rest 35% is Liron’s own personal observations, scientific unchanging needs, wants, desires.”

Liron has no previous knowledge of running a religious cult, ashram or any such thing but he is still so certain and confident about making this upcoming religion of his such a success. I have even read 70% of the holy texts of the upcoming Satchitrich religion and it all sounded very OSHO to me. He has added a couple of things from his side which weren’t even existent in OSHO’s times but that is very usual and ordinary knowledge with which I don’t believe that Liron would be able to be-fool or as he calls it ‘bring peace to the world’.

Anyways, I can’t bore myself and you more with talks about Liron anymore, I am heading to my favorite Hua Hin and I have already booked my Hua Hin Taxi, I will be there on 10th of this month and I can’t wait to meet my Facebook female friend there.

Categories: Asia

Greatest Canadian fan of Toyota is all for Protestantism and getting your home renovated frequently

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Ryan Curran (name changed) is one of the greatest Canadian fans of the Japanese car manufacturer – Toyota. Ryan owns a Toyota Celica, a Supra, a 2007 and a 2017 Camry, a Land Cruiser, a Land Cruiser Prado, a Fortuner and last but not the least – 3 Prius cars. Ryan owns nothing but Toyotas and he has a huge garage in his mansion on Lydia Street, Newmarket, Ontario which is currently undergoing home renovation Newmarket.

Ryan’s great-great grandfather was fighting the French suppression in Canada and finally he was assassinated. They still have a statue of Ryan’s great-great grandfather at a park in Espanola, Sudbury.

Ryan is a very outspoken public speaker, Youtuber and author. In one of her speeches Ryan mentioned that the Rothschild family had a very minor role in the expansion of the British rule and their role is generally exaggerated by the conspiracy theorists across the world.

If you have to believe Ryan, the Protestantism has been behind the success of Europe and in particular – the Great Britain since the end of the medieval era. Ryan says that the only reason why United States of America is so far ahead in terms of technology and entrepreneurship is because their majority population is protestants.

Ryan recently enjoyed a trip to India and she claims that they arrested the popular Godman – Asaram Bapu who rubbed shoulders with several top politicians including the late Prime Minister of India – Atal Bihari Vajpayee, the current Prime Minister of India – Narendra Modi and others just because in one of his speeches he told the story of Gog and Magog which is unknown by 99.9% of the Indians. Ryan says that the Hindus believe the avatar of Vishnu – Kalki will come to the earth and kill each and every human being instead of anything war between Gog and Magog aka Yajuj and Majuj.

Ryan says that after that public speech of Asaram Bapu, the search for Gog and Magog in India increased by 10000% which ultimately lead to the searches of the conspiracy theories and they decided to arrest Asaram Bapu.

Categories: North America

Conspiracy theorist and conspiracy theory buster enjoys children’s movies with her grandchildren more than they do

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Alice Aleksander (name changed) is a conspiracy theorist and a conspiracy theories buster – both at once. Alice claims that the infamous Muslim conspiracy theorist – Sheikh Imran Hosein is a Jew. He lies about being born in Karachi, Pakistan and he also lies about being a principal of an Islamic college in Trinidad and Tobago and then in America. Alice says that Sheikh Imran Hosein has nothing to back his claims up and the claim that he worked in diplomacy services is also a lie. Alice says that he is a Jew from the city of Haifa and she can showcase all her documents publicly if she doesn’t get murdered before that.

Alice says that it is normally perceived that the promotion of pornography and other lewd materials is a Jewish conspiracy is also a myth and a propaganda to make the Jews scapegoats of the wrath of the smart few. Alice says that the white elite rules the world, not the Jews. Alice is a Jew herself and she hates antisemitism. Alice claims that the promotion of the lewd material and pornography is being done by the ruling elite of the world and not the Jews. Alice says that it is a government tactic to employ as many Jews as possible to act in the porn movies to make it look like that the Jews are behind it all. Alice says that the directors and producers of the porn movies are paid 25000 USD in their Swiss and Panama accounts to employ each Jewish pornographic actor in their movie.

When Alice is not busting the conspiracies or finding one, she is busy watching children’s movies (παιδικεσ ταινιεσ) with her grandchildren at her beautiful villa in the coastal Alexandroupoli.

Categories: News

UAE is one of the most popular shopping destinations and it is the best when it comes to buy some exotic emeralds

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Louise Kislev (name changed) is an Israeli Jew whose parents immigrated to Israel from France after facing tons of hostility and hatred from the catholic French people. Louise has a personality so rare that you may call her one in a million or even one in ten million. Louise is a great admirer of several Sahabas of the Islam, the foremost of them being Khalid Ibn al-Walid. Louise is an amateur historian who claims that Khalid Ibn al-Walid died during a battle and it is a lie that he died a natural death caused by a sudden disease. Louise says that Khalid Ibn al-Walid was so curious to die in the battlefield that there was no power in the world that could stop him from entering into the enemy territory and battle all alone even when no battle was going on if he was aware that he was about to die very soon. Louise claims that Khalid Ibn al-Walid wasn’t weak enough to be stopped by a petty illness.

Louise agrees with the aspect of the real Islam that doesn’t believe in any sort of black, brown or white magic. True Islam says that no magic is possible and the ones who fall for the magic are super-materialistic people with no spiritual values and they will burn in hell if they don’t repent to Allah before their death.

Louise also read in some book written by a Sunni Muslim that the Allah forgives pre-pubertal kids for whatever they do as they are not aware of what they are doing. To learn more about Islam, Arab people and Arabian peninsula’s history, Louise is currently in Dubai where she is shopping and learning like a maniac. Her most recent tweet reads “Just bought the most stunning emerald that I have ever seen in reality from Panjshir Emerald, Deira, Dubai”.

Categories: Asia

Daughter of an ex-CIA agent is busy creating android apps and writing books

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Lina Sousa’s mother is a retired CIA agent who served in the republic of Kosovo for 6 years and in Pakistan for 7 years. Before Mrs Sousa served in Kosovo and Pakistan, she served for 23 years in the USA.

Lina Sousa recently wrote a book which is more like a compilation of tales told to her by her beloved mother. In her book, Lina has written that the infamous Pakistani minister who is also a world record holder of being 9 times minister – Sheikh Rasheed is an American agent. Currently, Sheikh Rasheed is the Minister of Pakistani Railways and Lina has called Sheikh Rasheed’s political party – “American Muslim League” instead of the Awami Muslim League in her book.

Lina also has written in her book that the current Pakistani Prime Minister – Imran Khan aka IK aka Kaptaan is an illuminati agent. Lina has written about how Imran Khan’s bidding of the previous Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif’s cars was a tactic to showcase Pakistan as the poorest country on the face of the earth.

Lina has also written about a Pakistani Federal Minister who got killed in the late 1990s on the day he felt severely sick. Lina says that they were already planning to kill him and looking for the perfect time for the same which they finally found.

Lina has also written a lot about the Eurasian countries and the countries that fall under the Eurasian steppe. Lina has claimed that all the Eurasian ministers are stooges and spies for the Judeo-Protestant alliance also known as the Europe and US alliance.

Lina is also working on getting a book related android app done after the success of her global chatroom android application which she got created by the same Indonesian android app application creation services (jasa pembuatan aplikasi android).

Categories: Politics

Northfield’s Jewish woman traveling to Tokyo in search for her soulmate

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Juliette Berditchev (name changed) is a freelance journalist who claims that no trade route will have any significant value by the year 2060.

Juliette was born into a Northfield, Birmingham Orthodox Jewish family but she is an atheist herself. Juliette doesn’t believe her eyes when she sees millions of people believing the story of an immoral and flawed man like Jacob fighting all night long with the god himself.

Juliette has an engineering degree and she also worked as a technical engineer for an IT company in Swindon for 13 months. Juliette fell in love with a co-worker who had the same feelings for Juliette, after dating him for 5-6 times, Juliette discovered that he was a devout orthodox Jew, the moment Juliette found that out, she cut all the connections with him as she cannot stand religious people. All of Juliette’s family is hardcore orthodox Jewish and Juliette finds them more annoying than one can even imagine.

Although a pantheist, Juliette is a great fan of Saint Paul. Juliette claims that mother nature’s wrath would have destroyed all of the middle east including Israel, Sinai Peninsula and modern day Iraq and Iran if Saint Paul would have been killed in Damascus.

Juliette also made claims in a couple of the posts on her blog that a breed of homo sapiens sapiens that lives in the deserts for at least 200 years without complaining is rewarded by the mother nature herself. Juliette says that Arabian countries, Israel, Rajput people of Rajasthan, India, are all examples of the same.

Juliette is 35, unmarried and more surprisingly – a virgin. Juliette recently saw pictures of some hot Japanese men and decided to marry a Japanese man only as she want her future babies to be extraordinarily intelligent like most Japanese people. She is traveling to Tokyo, Japan in the second week of January, she has already booked Airport Taxi Northfield for the same and is curious to reach there ASAP.

Categories: Europe

Men with pierced nipples everywhere on the beaches of Koh Chang, Thailand is a common sight now

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Andrew Pham (name changed) loves to live his life to the fullest. Andrew learnt the Persian language in order to go and explore what the mainstream media tells the world about Iran is true or not. It was back in 1995 when Andrew started learning the Persian language, by 1997 he was fluent in the language and went to Iran leaving his business and everything in his wife’s custody to take care of. Andrew came back after a few months and wrote on his blog (one of the very few and most popular blogs of the time) that 75% of what the mainstream media tells the American people about Iran is true and the rest 25% is exaggerated.

Andrew traveled this May to Thailand to learn more about the Buddhism and Thai Martial arts. Andrew was surprised to see so many men with pierced nipples at the White Sand Beach of Koh Chang. Andrew really finds men with pierced nipples disgusting, if there is one thing that Andrew hates the most in the world, that has to be men with pierced nipples.

Whenever Andrew is traveling, he wishes that the cab driver turns out to be some fat guy. Andrew feels so much safer with fat cab drivers because a fat guy cannot run away with Andrew’s belongings as Andrew is extremely fit himself and for a guy 47 years old, Andrew is fantastically athletic.

Inspired by Steve Jobs, Andrew wears only white collared shirts and blue denim jeans. Andrew doesn’t wear a black t-shirt and a blue denim jeans like Steve Jobs so that people don’t think of him as a Steve Jobs wannabe

Andrew recalls how a guy once promised him a visa to South Africa and then disappeared with his money.

Categories: Asia

Biggest bow tie retailer in South America owes it to an idea and the best SEO consultant in Porto Alegre

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Gisele July (name changed) claims that 18th century was the golden period for the White or European people, whatever term you prefer to refer to them. Gisele says that European people have had all the victories that they could as of now, all the upcoming victories will be enjoyed by the Republic of China, Japan, Africa and Thailand.

In the month of July 2015, Gisele was falsely accused of being a traitor by the company that she worked in. Gisele was totally heartbroken by the same, instead of crying over it or/and finding another job, Gisele started her own eBay store that sold clothing and apparels. Gisele’s store was doing great unless she got suspended by eBay and PayPal for some reason which they had no way to prove but they wouldn’t reinstate her account either.

Gisele didn’t look for a job now as well, she knew the big guys in the SEO industry and she knew whom to contact. She contacted the best SEO consultant in Porto Alegre (consultoria SEO em porto alegre) and rolled the dice. Then she got a website created using Weebly and bought more apparels. She didn’t use any Facebook ads or anything else. She didn’t use Google Adwords either and now after 9 months, she is running one of the topmost online retail stores for apparels in Brazil today and she is undisputed champion in the bow tie retail business. Gisele’s company is responsible for retailing more bow ties than any other retail company in South America.

Gisele is one of the smartest ladies that I have ever known. I know other people whose eBay accounts got suspended and they started trying get rich quick schemes or making investment in places that offer nothing but empty promises. I know thousands of people that invested all their money in stocks using Zero Spread Brokers believing that they will be rich soon enough but only found after a few months that their investment had been reduced to half.

Categories: South America

Miami’s catholic yet secular couple is curious to make love for the first time in their lives after wedding

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Hanga Cini (name changed) loves babies so much that she started selling prams and toys part-time to showcase her love for the babies. The law of attraction really worked for Hanga, today she owns several Shopify stores and her own websites that sell prams and toys online. Hanga’s store is extremely popular, it is so popular that several dropshippers have been reselling from Hanga’s stores and she is not even aware of it.

I wonder how much Hanga is going to love her own babies which she is very curious to have as soon as possible. Hanga is a devout catholic and hasn’t made any physical relationship with her soon-to-be husband – Christopher.

The couple is getting married on 1st Jan, 2019, they have already booked a plush wedding venue and you are not invited.

Christopher has some harsh things to say about the politicians, he says that politicians aren’t responsible for any philanthropy generally and it is guys like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates and Meg Whitman who do all the philanthropy and make the world that we live in – a better place, while the politicians are parasites who survive and thrive on donations.

Christopher feels so pleasant and good after putting 10% of his monthly income as savings in the bank. Christopher has been saving 10% of his income for the past few years. Christopher says that it may go to her children’s future, his new business ventures or even charity.

Christopher hates the fact that Donald Trump is brainwashing the white people around the world, he is totally against the racism of any sort.

Christopher has studied almost all the popular books of all the major religions including Quran. Christopher respects the Quran most for emphasizing the importance of parents in a person’s life.

Categories: North America

Doing poorly in school doesn’t mean that you will do poorly in life, Finley’s story is a clear example of how anyone can become rich

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Finley Gavras (name changed) did poorly in school, his parents, friends and family all told him that his life will be full of suffering and poverty if he doesn’t do good in school but to their surprise, he was a self-made-millionaire by the age of 28.

After completing the junior high school and getting very bad grades in the same, Finley decided that the formal education is not for him and he started working as a door-to-door salesman, he hardly ever sold anything working as a door-to-door salesman.

Finley then started working as a truck driver for Knight-Swift Transportation. Finley was introduced to Brian Tracy – the leading motivational speaker’s audiobooks by a fellow truck driver. Finley then started listening to Brian Tracy’s audiobooks while driving his truck and he did listen to nothing but his audiobooks and other free stuff all the time while driving the truck to ultimately become a new man (in a positive way). Finley borrowed some money from one of his rich cousins and bought an old Volvo truck for 42, 000 US Dollar with the same, ultimately to become owner of over 200 trucks. Finley’s monthly income is in six digits and he is now planning to build his own gadget retail chain which will have stores all over the USA. Finley has been reading tech news portals and blogs like texnologia to upgrade his knowledge about the business that he is about to start.

Finley has adopted 3 kids as his wife is infertile. Finley loves to play with his adopted kids and never lets them feel like they are not biologically his own.

Finley wishes all the time that he was born a lion. He admires and respects lions more than any living being that is present on the face of earth.

Categories: North America