Daughter of an ex-CIA agent is busy creating android apps and writing books

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Lina Sousa’s mother is a retired CIA agent who served in the republic of Kosovo for 6 years and in Pakistan for 7 years. Before Mrs Sousa served in Kosovo and Pakistan, she served for 23 years in the USA.

Lina Sousa recently wrote a book which is more like a compilation of tales told to her by her beloved mother. In her book, Lina has written that the infamous Pakistani minister who is also a world record holder of being 9 times minister – Sheikh Rasheed is an American agent. Currently, Sheikh Rasheed is the Minister of Pakistani Railways and Lina has called Sheikh Rasheed’s political party – “American Muslim League” instead of the Awami Muslim League in her book.

Lina also has written in her book that the current Pakistani Prime Minister – Imran Khan aka IK aka Kaptaan is an illuminati agent. Lina has written about how Imran Khan’s bidding of the previous Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif’s cars was a tactic to showcase Pakistan as the poorest country on the face of the earth.

Lina has also written about a Pakistani Federal Minister who got killed in the late 1990s on the day he felt severely sick. Lina says that they were already planning to kill him and looking for the perfect time for the same which they finally found.

Lina has also written a lot about the Eurasian countries and the countries that fall under the Eurasian steppe. Lina has claimed that all the Eurasian ministers are stooges and spies for the Judeo-Protestant alliance also known as the Europe and US alliance.

Lina is also working on getting a book related android app done after the success of her global chatroom android application which she got created by the same Indonesian android app application creation services (jasa pembuatan aplikasi android).

Categories: Politics

Northfield’s Jewish woman traveling to Tokyo in search for her soulmate

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Juliette Berditchev (name changed) is a freelance journalist who claims that no trade route will have any significant value by the year 2060.

Juliette was born into a Northfield, Birmingham Orthodox Jewish family but she is an atheist herself. Juliette doesn’t believe her eyes when she sees millions of people believing the story of an immoral and flawed man like Jacob fighting all night long with the god himself.

Juliette has an engineering degree and she also worked as a technical engineer for an IT company in Swindon for 13 months. Juliette fell in love with a co-worker who had the same feelings for Juliette, after dating him for 5-6 times, Juliette discovered that he was a devout orthodox Jew, the moment Juliette found that out, she cut all the connections with him as she cannot stand religious people. All of Juliette’s family is hardcore orthodox Jewish and Juliette finds them more annoying than one can even imagine.

Although a pantheist, Juliette is a great fan of Saint Paul. Juliette claims that mother nature’s wrath would have destroyed all of the middle east including Israel, Sinai Peninsula and modern day Iraq and Iran if Saint Paul would have been killed in Damascus.

Juliette also made claims in a couple of the posts on her blog that a breed of homo sapiens sapiens that lives in the deserts for at least 200 years without complaining is rewarded by the mother nature herself. Juliette says that Arabian countries, Israel, Rajput people of Rajasthan, India, are all examples of the same.

Juliette is 35, unmarried and more surprisingly – a virgin. Juliette recently saw pictures of some hot Japanese men and decided to marry a Japanese man only as she want her future babies to be extraordinarily intelligent like most Japanese people. She is traveling to Tokyo, Japan in the second week of January, she has already booked Airport Taxi Northfield for the same and is curious to reach there ASAP.

Categories: Europe

Men with pierced nipples everywhere on the beaches of Koh Chang, Thailand is a common sight now

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Andrew Pham (name changed) loves to live his life to the fullest. Andrew learnt the Persian language in order to go and explore what the mainstream media tells the world about Iran is true or not. It was back in 1995 when Andrew started learning the Persian language, by 1997 he was fluent in the language and went to Iran leaving his business and everything in his wife’s custody to take care of. Andrew came back after a few months and wrote on his blog (one of the very few and most popular blogs of the time) that 75% of what the mainstream media tells the American people about Iran is true and the rest 25% is exaggerated.

Andrew traveled this May to Thailand to learn more about the Buddhism and Thai Martial arts. Andrew was surprised to see so many men with pierced nipples at the White Sand Beach of Koh Chang. Andrew really finds men with pierced nipples disgusting, if there is one thing that Andrew hates the most in the world, that has to be men with pierced nipples.

Whenever Andrew is traveling, he wishes that the cab driver turns out to be some fat guy. Andrew feels so much safer with fat cab drivers because a fat guy cannot run away with Andrew’s belongings as Andrew is extremely fit himself and for a guy 47 years old, Andrew is fantastically athletic.

Inspired by Steve Jobs, Andrew wears only white collared shirts and blue denim jeans. Andrew doesn’t wear a black t-shirt and a blue denim jeans like Steve Jobs so that people don’t think of him as a Steve Jobs wannabe

Andrew recalls how a guy once promised him a visa to South Africa and then disappeared with his money.

Categories: Asia

Biggest bow tie retailer in South America owes it to an idea and the best SEO consultant in Porto Alegre

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Gisele July (name changed) claims that 18th century was the golden period for the White or European people, whatever term you prefer to refer to them. Gisele says that European people have had all the victories that they could as of now, all the upcoming victories will be enjoyed by the Republic of China, Japan, Africa and Thailand.

In the month of July 2015, Gisele was falsely accused of being a traitor by the company that she worked in. Gisele was totally heartbroken by the same, instead of crying over it or/and finding another job, Gisele started her own eBay store that sold clothing and apparels. Gisele’s store was doing great unless she got suspended by eBay and PayPal for some reason which they had no way to prove but they wouldn’t reinstate her account either.

Gisele didn’t look for a job now as well, she knew the big guys in the SEO industry and she knew whom to contact. She contacted the best SEO consultant in Porto Alegre (consultoria SEO em porto alegre) and rolled the dice. Then she got a website created using Weebly and bought more apparels. She didn’t use any Facebook ads or anything else. She didn’t use Google Adwords either and now after 9 months, she is running one of the topmost online retail stores for apparels in Brazil today and she is undisputed champion in the bow tie retail business. Gisele’s company is responsible for retailing more bow ties than any other retail company in South America.

Gisele is one of the smartest ladies that I have ever known. I know other people whose eBay accounts got suspended and they started trying get rich quick schemes or making investment in places that offer nothing but empty promises. I know thousands of people that invested all their money in stocks using Zero Spread Brokers believing that they will be rich soon enough but only found after a few months that their investment had been reduced to half.

Categories: South America

Miami’s catholic yet secular couple is curious to make love for the first time in their lives after wedding

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Hanga Cini (name changed) loves babies so much that she started selling prams and toys part-time to showcase her love for the babies. The law of attraction really worked for Hanga, today she owns several Shopify stores and her own websites that sell prams and toys online. Hanga’s store is extremely popular, it is so popular that several dropshippers have been reselling from Hanga’s stores and she is not even aware of it.

I wonder how much Hanga is going to love her own babies which she is very curious to have as soon as possible. Hanga is a devout catholic and hasn’t made any physical relationship with her soon-to-be husband – Christopher.

The couple is getting married on 1st Jan, 2019, they have already booked a plush wedding venue and you are not invited.

Christopher has some harsh things to say about the politicians, he says that politicians aren’t responsible for any philanthropy generally and it is guys like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates and Meg Whitman who do all the philanthropy and make the world that we live in – a better place, while the politicians are parasites who survive and thrive on donations.

Christopher feels so pleasant and good after putting 10% of his monthly income as savings in the bank. Christopher has been saving 10% of his income for the past few years. Christopher says that it may go to her children’s future, his new business ventures or even charity.

Christopher hates the fact that Donald Trump is brainwashing the white people around the world, he is totally against the racism of any sort.

Christopher has studied almost all the popular books of all the major religions including Quran. Christopher respects the Quran most for emphasizing the importance of parents in a person’s life.

Categories: North America

Doing poorly in school doesn’t mean that you will do poorly in life, Finley’s story is a clear example of how anyone can become rich

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Finley Gavras (name changed) did poorly in school, his parents, friends and family all told him that his life will be full of suffering and poverty if he doesn’t do good in school but to their surprise, he was a self-made-millionaire by the age of 28.

After completing the junior high school and getting very bad grades in the same, Finley decided that the formal education is not for him and he started working as a door-to-door salesman, he hardly ever sold anything working as a door-to-door salesman.

Finley then started working as a truck driver for Knight-Swift Transportation. Finley was introduced to Brian Tracy – the leading motivational speaker’s audiobooks by a fellow truck driver. Finley then started listening to Brian Tracy’s audiobooks while driving his truck and he did listen to nothing but his audiobooks and other free stuff all the time while driving the truck to ultimately become a new man (in a positive way). Finley borrowed some money from one of his rich cousins and bought an old Volvo truck for 42, 000 US Dollar with the same, ultimately to become owner of over 200 trucks. Finley’s monthly income is in six digits and he is now planning to build his own gadget retail chain which will have stores all over the USA. Finley has been reading tech news portals and blogs like texnologia to upgrade his knowledge about the business that he is about to start.

Finley has adopted 3 kids as his wife is infertile. Finley loves to play with his adopted kids and never lets them feel like they are not biologically his own.

Finley wishes all the time that he was born a lion. He admires and respects lions more than any living being that is present on the face of earth.

Categories: North America

Loner Youtuber, successful businessperson and a Bangkok lover claims that he was a child prodigy

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Oberon Miller (name changed) has always been a loner. He was a loner when he was a child, during his teenage years and even now. Oberon is such a loner that he never dated a girl in his life and he is 38 already, but like every other man, Oberon has some needs and when it comes to such needs, what’s better than Thailand’s capital and its largest city – Bangkok.

Oberon has a capacity to think beyond his age and also he loves to go beyond Bangkok when he is in Thailand. This October, Oberon enjoyed a trip with the companion he hired from Bangkok to Amphawa.

Oberon was one of the first Youtubers to become a millionaire with Youtubing. Oberon’s classmates and family used to believe that Oberon was socially awkward and unable to communicate properly until he became a great hit on the Youtube. Everyone was shocked to see how much fan following Oberon gained with his marvelous communication skills and the excellence in each and every subject that he talked about on Youtube. It goes without saying that Oberon is one of the most mentally capable person on the Youtube.

Oberon’s life doesn’t end at Youtubing, he owns a couple of other small businesses as well which make him at least 6 six digits a year each. Oberon’s ultimate goal is to own a textile factory one day and he says that it is possible if he cuts his big goals into small ones like a salami with correct planning and work on them.

On one of his Youtube videos, Oberon claimed that he was a child prodigy in many different domains whose talent nobody recognized during his childhood as he grew up in the household of a meager, mean and ignorant parents.

Categories: Asia

Buddhist turned Catholic Middle-Aged Thai Man bought 2 canvas bags to make his wife happy

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Kraisak Nana (name changed) is a very religious catholic who was born in a Buddhist household. Kraisak converted to the catholicism when he was 22 after meeting a reverend catholic priest. Kraisak had heard the stories of the Jesus and his apostles back when he was a kid and he really respected them.

Kraisak says that the god never lets you down, you just have to keep faith in him. Kraisak is 42 now and when he was 28, he wanted to start a family, Kraisak is kind of ugly and from a lower-income family and hence he was unable to find a girl who would meet his expectations. Kraisak kept his faith on god and kept going to the church each Sunday, today Kraisak is a father of 3 beautiful kids with a woman 10 years younger than him whom he married back in 2008.

Kraisak’s wife – Poonam is a little too ambitious compared to Kraisak. She wants to buy a rock sculptured house for herself and her family while Kraisak is totally happy with the house, the neighborhood and the city that he lives in.

Kraisak does his best to make his wife happy with the little things that he can buy for her, for example, last Saturday, he bought 2 beautiful canvas bags (กระเป๋าผ้าแคนวาส) for her from one of the fastest growing ‘bags’ websites in Thailand.

Kraisak is an amateur historian as well who claims that only a part of the Arabs are Hagars, not all of them. A Hagar means ‘slave’ in the modern Hebrew language, the Jews call the Arabs ‘Hagars’ because they claim that the modern day Arabs are the progeny of Abraham and Hagar (a handmaid of Sarai). The ethnic Jews are without a doubt the progeny of Abraham and Sarai but Kraisak is certain that all Arabs are not the progeny of Abraham and Hagar.

Categories: Asia

Beckett James named his son Ishmael and then drank a huge bowl of Kosher chicken soup

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Beckett James (name changed) loves Indian and Italian food. Beckett is a successful businessman who has been making millions a year with his internet businesses for the past 5-6 years. Beckett attributes his success to setting achievable growth targets.

Beckett recently traveled the Indian subcontinent, he went to Cambodia, India, Vietnam, Pakistan, Thailand, Sri Lanka and Nepal. Beckett was amazed to know that a road in the Fort area of Mumbai city, Maharashtra, India has been renamed to Janmabhoomi Marg just because it had the name of a Portuguese explorer before who made the first settlements in that area. Beckett was amazed to see the narrow-mindedness of the people of the richest city of India aka Mumbai. The guide told Beckett that the road has been renamed to the Janmabhoomi Marg because the Government of India wants to ensure the common public that it will build a Ram Janmabhoomi Temple soon enough.

Beckett says that India’s economic condition is worse than all the other Southeast Asian countries because of the narrow-mindedness of the Hindu people. The richest communities in India are Jain people, Parsi people and Sikh people, all belong to a different religion than Hinduism.

Beckett claims that the world will be just as it is in 2018 by the end of 2020, he says that there is no room for progress left in terms of technology.

Beckett eats only Kosher meat, he claims that it is twice as nutritious as the non-kosher meat.

Beckett’s wife recently gave birth to a son, the couple named him Ishmael because Beckett’s wife saw a movie about Ishmael on the day before she made a union with Beckett to give birth to a son like Ishmael.

Categories: Technology

Hair Transplant Edinburgh

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Chris Normie (name changed) says that mass media is full of liars and they write nothing but false propagandist articles. When I asked him “How do you know the same?” He replied, “My mother was a columnist for the Washington Post”. I asked him “Did she write those propagandist columns as well?” He didn’t give me an answer at all.

Chris wears the flashiest clothes and watches that he can find. He never buys anything online. He might search the information for things that he wants to buy online, but he never buys anything online, for example when he wanted to get hair transplant Edinburgh, he researched all of the internet and chose nothing but the best aka Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu.

Chris has traveled the world and he says that the so-called scholars of the backward African and Southeast Asian countries are worse than the common people of Europe and America. He keeps reading them regularly for the laughs.

Chris is a millionaire but he sells hamsters online on OLX for fun and he sells tons of them.

Chris has some crazy ideas and observations like he says that the early hominids of the Indian subcontinent survived on ghee.

Chris says that the modern, updated and urban America is divided into two parts, he says that it is the states of New York, Boston and Philadelphia vs the states of Florida, California and Texas. Chris always prefers Florida, California and Texas over the others.

Chris says that bronze is much more useful than the humans perhaps will ever come to know. Chris also says that wearing gold ornaments increases psychic abilities and this is something that was hard to believe for him until he tried it himself. He started wearing heavy and thick gold chains, rings and bracelets and his psychic abilities really improved. Now Chris knows why the Native American, African and Indian people wear gold. He says that these people are really good with this kind of stuff and they know some of the best magical practices ever known to the mankind.

Categories: Europe