Loner Youtuber, successful businessperson and a Bangkok lover claims that he was a child prodigy

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Oberon Miller (name changed) has always been a loner. He was a loner when he was a child, during his teenage years and even now. Oberon is such a loner that he never dated a girl in his life and he is 38 already, but like every other man, Oberon has some needs and when it comes to such needs, what’s better than Thailand’s capital and its largest city – Bangkok.

Oberon has a capacity to think beyond his age and also he loves to go beyond Bangkok when he is in Thailand. This October, Oberon enjoyed a trip with the companion he hired from Bangkok to Amphawa.

Oberon was one of the first Youtubers to become a millionaire with Youtubing. Oberon’s classmates and family used to believe that Oberon was socially awkward and unable to communicate properly until he became a great hit on the Youtube. Everyone was shocked to see how much fan following Oberon gained with his marvelous communication skills and the excellence in each and every subject that he talked about on Youtube. It goes without saying that Oberon is one of the most mentally capable person on the Youtube.

Oberon’s life doesn’t end at Youtubing, he owns a couple of other small businesses as well which make him at least 6 six digits a year each. Oberon’s ultimate goal is to own a textile factory one day and he says that it is possible if he cuts his big goals into small ones like a salami with correct planning and work on them.

On one of his Youtube videos, Oberon claimed that he was a child prodigy in many different domains whose talent nobody recognized during his childhood as he grew up in the household of a meager, mean and ignorant parents.

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Buddhist turned Catholic Middle-Aged Thai Man bought 2 canvas bags to make his wife happy

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Kraisak Nana (name changed) is a very religious catholic who was born in a Buddhist household. Kraisak converted to the catholicism when he was 22 after meeting a reverend catholic priest. Kraisak had heard the stories of the Jesus and his apostles back when he was a kid and he really respected them.

Kraisak says that the god never lets you down, you just have to keep faith in him. Kraisak is 42 now and when he was 28, he wanted to start a family, Kraisak is kind of ugly and from a lower-income family and hence he was unable to find a girl who would meet his expectations. Kraisak kept his faith on god and kept going to the church each Sunday, today Kraisak is a father of 3 beautiful kids with a woman 10 years younger than him whom he married back in 2008.

Kraisak’s wife – Poonam is a little too ambitious compared to Kraisak. She wants to buy a rock sculptured house for herself and her family while Kraisak is totally happy with the house, the neighborhood and the city that he lives in.

Kraisak does his best to make his wife happy with the little things that he can buy for her, for example, last Saturday, he bought 2 beautiful canvas bags (กระเป๋าผ้าแคนวาส) for her from one of the fastest growing ‘bags’ websites in Thailand.

Kraisak is an amateur historian as well who claims that only a part of the Arabs are Hagars, not all of them. A Hagar means ‘slave’ in the modern Hebrew language, the Jews call the Arabs ‘Hagars’ because they claim that the modern day Arabs are the progeny of Abraham and Hagar (a handmaid of Sarai). The ethnic Jews are without a doubt the progeny of Abraham and Sarai but Kraisak is certain that all Arabs are not the progeny of Abraham and Hagar.

Categories: Asia

Beckett James named his son Ishmael and then drank a huge bowl of Kosher chicken soup

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Beckett James (name changed) loves Indian and Italian food. Beckett is a successful businessman who has been making millions a year with his internet businesses for the past 5-6 years. Beckett attributes his success to setting achievable growth targets.

Beckett recently traveled the Indian subcontinent, he went to Cambodia, India, Vietnam, Pakistan, Thailand, Sri Lanka and Nepal. Beckett was amazed to know that a road in the Fort area of Mumbai city, Maharashtra, India has been renamed to Janmabhoomi Marg just because it had the name of a Portuguese explorer before who made the first settlements in that area. Beckett was amazed to see the narrow-mindedness of the people of the richest city of India aka Mumbai. The guide told Beckett that the road has been renamed to the Janmabhoomi Marg because the Government of India wants to ensure the common public that it will build a Ram Janmabhoomi Temple soon enough.

Beckett says that India’s economic condition is worse than all the other Southeast Asian countries because of the narrow-mindedness of the Hindu people. The richest communities in India are Jain people, Parsi people and Sikh people, all belong to a different religion than Hinduism.

Beckett claims that the world will be just as it is in 2018 by the end of 2020, he says that there is no room for progress left in terms of technology.

Beckett eats only Kosher meat, he claims that it is twice as nutritious as the non-kosher meat.

Beckett’s wife recently gave birth to a son, the couple named him Ishmael because Beckett’s wife saw a movie about Ishmael on the day before she made a union with Beckett to give birth to a son like Ishmael.

Categories: Technology

Hair Transplant Edinburgh

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Chris Normie (name changed) says that mass media is full of liars and they write nothing but false propagandist articles. When I asked him “How do you know the same?” He replied, “My mother was a columnist for the Washington Post”. I asked him “Did she write those propagandist columns as well?” He didn’t give me an answer at all.

Chris wears the flashiest clothes and watches that he can find. He never buys anything online. He might search the information for things that he wants to buy online, but he never buys anything online, for example when he wanted to get hair transplant Edinburgh, he researched all of the internet and chose nothing but the best aka Dr Tayfun Oguzoglu.

Chris has traveled the world and he says that the so-called scholars of the backward African and Southeast Asian countries are worse than the common people of Europe and America. He keeps reading them regularly for the laughs.

Chris is a millionaire but he sells hamsters online on OLX for fun and he sells tons of them.

Chris has some crazy ideas and observations like he says that the early hominids of the Indian subcontinent survived on ghee.

Chris says that the modern, updated and urban America is divided into two parts, he says that it is the states of New York, Boston and Philadelphia vs the states of Florida, California and Texas. Chris always prefers Florida, California and Texas over the others.

Chris says that bronze is much more useful than the humans perhaps will ever come to know. Chris also says that wearing gold ornaments increases psychic abilities and this is something that was hard to believe for him until he tried it himself. He started wearing heavy and thick gold chains, rings and bracelets and his psychic abilities really improved. Now Chris knows why the Native American, African and Indian people wear gold. He says that these people are really good with this kind of stuff and they know some of the best magical practices ever known to the mankind.

Categories: Europe

Orthodox Serbian Christian never knew that she was going to receive so much hate on Insta for just an opinion

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Milena Austin (name changed) is an Orthodox Christian from the beautiful and modern city called Subotica in Serbia. Milena is an Orthodox Christian but she burns firecrackers every Deepawali.

Milena hates people who stereotype others and she confronts thousands of those everyday on her Instagram. Milena received a lot of hate from other Orthodox Christian Serbians for posting a meme on her Instagram that said Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was the most courageous man ever and one of the most magnificent too. Her Instagram pictures stopped receiving likes after Milena Austin posted that, she got really worried about the same and took it seriously. Milena recalled that she once heard from a friend of hers that you can buy cheap Instagram likes from some websites. Milena looked for the cheapest one and wallah! They delivered the Instagram likes on Milena’s Instagram snap within 30 minutes.

Milena claims that video games, movies and Television are the things that are most responsible for making women look like sexual objects to the society in the modern times. Milena always keeps a check on what her kids are watching on the internet.

Milena was raised by a strict orthodox foster mother and Milena says that she is lucky for not being brought up by her biological mother. Milena is too thankful to her foster mother for the upbringing that she provided her, she never felt the need for a father although at times she wished that she had one but all those wishes would disappear after a while when she looked at a picture of her foster mother or herself in the flesh.

Milena’s foster mother was diagnosed with the breast cancer at the age of 32 and Milena is amazed at how she was never embarrassed to go out in public and never cared about what others think of her.

Categories: Europe

Neo-Nazi Businesswoman wants to buy a Sabre 42 Salon Express and a lot of Origami Christmas Paper

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Gabriel Nagy (name changed) owns a Robinson R44 Raven I Helicopter and an Olympic 520C speedboat but she wants to upgrade a lot and she wants to upgrade fast enough at a speed so rapid that she never did before.

Gabriel is a businesswoman who is very vigilant about all the major and minor laws. She fears laws more than anything else, she doesn’t fear a tiger or a lion but the laws, they scare her in her nightmares. She has nightmares about breaking the traffic light, she has nightmares where she is found over-speeding, she has nightmares where she evades taxes, you name it.

Though Gabriel is a very fearful person when it comes to the laws and related stuff, she is sort of a Nazi in her own way. She claims that war is the only way to eliminate inferior races that have no right to live on the face of this planet, she says that earth is not for the weak.

Gabriel’s one and only brother – David has taken an oath to not shave his beard until he becomes a huge success in the ever-growing tech industry. Many strangers look at him strangely like he is a Muslim fanatic due to his beard, some even think of him as a Sikh. He has tried a lot of businesses before including creating an eBay type website, several comparison websites, a website just like eBay that sold freelancing services.

Gabriel is busy shopping for Origami Christmas paper to fold the same with her nephews and nieces this weekend.

Gabriel has read a lot of Jewish history and she claims that the first Jewish King – King Saul was long ago killed by another middle-eastern king who used the Kingdom of Judah and Israel as a vassal state until David the Shepherd took over the Kingdom of Judah and Israel.

Categories: North America

Emily Efron was kidnapped by her father’s business rivals when she was folding origami with her friends

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Emily Efron (name changed) is a novice when it comes to speaking publicly but she is working on this skill. Emily recently made her first speech publicly with the special emphasis on how reality shows like ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ and ‘Big Brother’ are a conspiracy to dumb down the common people, especially the youth by the powerful elite and billionaires. The public didn’t like her speech at all and they all called her wannabe David Icke and David Duke on her face after the speech was over. Instead of crying, Emily comprehended that it was her lack of speaking skill that made the public didn’t like her speech.

Emily loves to read and study a lot of ancient history with her favorite being the Indian history, according to Emily, “There were no elite in ancient India, the kings of Indian mythologies were nothing more than tribal chiefs who lived almost like the common men of the time.”

Emily’s favorite holiday destinations are Greece and Italy, she visits both at least once a year and wants to accumulate enough money to buy a resort on the beautiful Island Santorini one day.

Emily claims that she knows the history of all the major trading centers of the ancient and medieval period.

Emily moved out of her home when she was a teenager because of the illegal and dangerous business that her father was involved in. He had so many business rivals and one of them even kidnapped Emily when she was at a park folding origami with her friends in a park and attempted to kill her but she ran away.

Emily is a great believer of the statement that hopeless and dangerous situations are the greatest teachers in one’s life. She says that if it weren’t for hopeless and dangerous situations, she wouldn’t have been what she is now.

Categories: North America

Ex-Radio Broadcaster is now a mega e-commerce success

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Jovita Venegas (name changed) paid USD 3000 to a popular music teaching website for an online music course. Jovita is already an e-commerce success but she wants to create a popular music channel on Youtube and she has already embarked the journey with the start of that music course. Just 4 years ago, Jovita even didn’t have an idea what e-commerce is (e-commerce o que é).

Jovita started her career as a radio actor and she was an excellent prankster. She was a star but the money she was earning wasn’t enough to buy her dream car, her dream house, her favorite gold and diamond jewelry and a lot of other stuff. She still writes pranks for many different Brazilian radio stations, she loves writing pranks and having fun. 4 years ago, she learnt about e-commerce and after going back from the radio station to home, she would research more and finally started taking action and achieved massive success.

Jovita is an amateur historian and according to her – King David and King Solomon are just myths, they never existed. She never believes the anthropologists. She says that the Kashmiri Pandits and Afghanistani (Pashtun) people are some of the lost tribes of Israel.

According to Jovita, tectonic plates are a myth and earthquakes are caused by the sins of the human beings.

Categories: South America

Top Arkansas beddings store accepts major cryptocurrencies

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Cindy Blair (name changed) claims that no concept or law is universal. According to Cindy, all laws and concepts are changeable and learnable.

Cindy is a part-time freelance writer and this is what most of her replies to the clients after she completes a order look like nowadays – “All the content was handwritten from the scratch and up to 15% plagiarism is totally harmless. No matter how hard you try, you are bound to get some plagiarism percentage. We believe you comprehend what we are trying to convey. In other words, there is so much content on the internet today that it is next to impossible to get some percentage of plagiarism.”

Cindy has been learning creating logos and other artwork, till now she has only mastered the skill of silhouetting but she is determined to become one of the top logo designers ever.

Cindy’s husband – Sterling is a marine engineer who claims that he can communicate with the birds and stones. He was there in Malta last year and enjoyed a long and thorough vacation there. After coming back Sterling claimed that he could communicate with the souls of the dead soldiers in Valletta. The fragrance of the valorous Maltese soldiers is still present in Valletta.

Sterling owns one of the top beddings store chain that has presence all over the state of Arkansas. Sterling has stores in Little Rock, Fayetteville, Fort Smith and Jonesboro. Major cryptocurrencies are accepted in each of Sterling’s beddings store, thanks to cryptocurrency market cap.

Sterling is a MMA fighter who used to cry and whine about almost everything before he got into MMA. He used to get kicked out in the school by the fellow students, his family members died when he was in his early teens and that made him want to become stronger and that’s where the MMA came in.

Categories: North America

She doesn’t want to smoke again as long as she lives and that’s where the origami comes into the picture

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Aparna Singh (name changed) is one of the very few Indian women who has been struggling with a cigarette addiction. You will rarely find Indian women drinking or smoking. The ones that do are either the poorest of the poor (labor class) or the most high class ones. The longest that Aparna has gone in the past 7 months of her joining the r/nosmoking community is 9 days. Aparna has decided to replace her smoking addiction with Christmas Origami until the New Year Eve, she really hopes that she will forget about the smoking altogether if she lives without it for a month. I really hope that she is right about it, my suggestion to her is that ‘Do whatever it takes to get rid of anything that leads you to a relapse, Aparna’.

In the year 2005, Aparna won Tenzing Norgay Adventure Award for Air and here she is after 13 years, struggling with a smoking addiction.

Aparna is currently divorced, she thinks that she will start looking better if she stops smoking for at least 2 months and this guy that she has been eyeing on will definitely ask her out.

Aparna has been going to the gym 6 days a week for the past 6 months. She says that self-discipline and self-control are the foundations of a good and happy life, once you maintain self-discipline, then you can use this energy towards accomplishing great things.

Growing up, Aparna had a tough childhood, her mother had a heart made of stone while her father was full of warmth, sentiments and carefulness towards his children.

Aparna’s loves to read and her most favorite novels are ‘Acts of Faith’, and ‘Woman and Child’ by Erich Segal.

Aparna’s last business failed because she had set a very low growth target as per 5 year business plan. She is committed to not make the same mistake again and she is building a very optimistic business plan this time.

Categories: Asia